Read the
review and then compare it with their delusional recruiting pitch:
staff wanted at camelot
Quote:
Why is a Career at Camelot Castle one of the most exciting Career’s in the world today? [Train wreaks are exciting too.]
Many apply and few are chosen. [Isn't that the Sea Org motto? Check for mention of a billion years in the employment contract.] But, we are grooving in [lolwut?] and helping to create the best hotel staff members and executives in the world. A Camelot Castle staff member will always take with them, wherever they go in the world, an unmistakable pride of purpose and professionalism that is fast becoming commented on and legendary across the hotel industry.
Graduates of our Basic Staff training program from our Camelot Castle in House Training Academy will receive a “Certificate of Training and Apprenticeship” and Graduates of our Executive Training Program receive a full “Certification in Business Management Skill” that is recognised all over the world. [Recognized at all orgs, I guess. Nowhere else, if you're lucky.]
A qualified Camelot Castle trained hotel executive has a level of trustworthiness and ability well in excess of the hospitality industry average and we are delighted to invite you to apply to become part of our dedicated team of professionals.
This is without question the most valuable education in business and management that a person can obtain on earth at this time. [True, as long as you file it under: Don't do it like this!]
We look forward to seeing you graduate and seeing the results that you create with the knowledge that you obtain during your time with us. [before you wise up and run for the door, or window.]
Irina Mappin
Executive Director
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