Lorelei

He wants but can not haz.

(Well, actually, he doesn't even want 'em. He won't eat human food, and won't even eat ferret "treats," just his (expensive) five different kinds of ferret / kitten kibble mixed together.

I was shocked he tried a lick of BBQ sauce in Nashville. That just shows you it was damn fine 'Q.

He is a big fat boy, so it is good that he doesn't eat junk. Mr. Woozle LOVED people food and would steal it, and was a treat pig.)

/rerail

I like the idea of the faux letterhead (it's pretty LULZy), but I think you are right that there may be some issues with that.

Don't they still use telefaxxen? If you can actually FIND one, that'd be the way to get it spread. Hell, they probably still have those purple mimeograph machines in some Orgs. ;)

Protesting the abusive practices of the Cult of Scientology is pertinent to my interests.
Scientologists: Aren't you tired of buying the same books over and over?
In Soviet Russia, YouTube video watches YOU! Report YouTube Asshats here FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
So I herd u liek BODY THETANS. o_O !!

redplaidsofa

What I LOVE about this tactic:

This thing is completely OSA-proof! :)

What are they going to say? That this letter is fake... the truth is that they DIDN'T shatter suppression? That the SP Times article never existed?

Even if they mention the letter to debunk it in advance, then Scilons would want to read the letter just to find out what people are talking about!

Bright idea:
What if we pretended in public that this letter was real, that we believed it... and at the next Gold Base or Big Blue protest, we were to "protest" that this letter is "wrong" - that they didn't shatter a darn thing?

We pretend to get all angry about it and read it into their handler cameras and at their handlers themselves, telling them they didn't win or suppress anything, no matter what that letter says? As if we ourselves believed it?

Of course, if we are against something, they would have to be all for it. HAHA!

That means they'd HAVE to read the darn thing so they could defend their own ability to win and suppress!

This is one heck of an effective Scilion mind-virus. :)

ScnHun

It seems to me, like it was so effective, that they just use my idea in their "freedom" magazine. :)
How can they be so stupid?

You can safely download the freedommag from here:
http://www.xenutv.com/blog/wp-conten...m_magazine.pdf

Or from the official Co$ site. Beware of them. They can record a lot of data from your computer.
http://www.freedommag.org/sites/defa...m_magazine.pdf

Fake Scientology Newsletter about SPT article