Oinkertron9000

*barf*

(moar BS at link)

http://www.garfieldmessenger.com/opi...scientologist/

Pool is open

[Moderator edit: After getting a lot of comments on the article, the author has added a disclaimer at the bottom, saying "
Note: This is merely an opinion, and does not reflect the views of its author.
"
You may thus see this article not as an opinion piece, but a piece of creative writing similar to "Rape only hurts if you fight it" ]-- ARC

BigButterJesus

ROTFLMAO...article published By Olivia Alsept-Ellis
Published April 24, 2009

inb4/myspace edit

Status: Swinger
Here for: Networking, Friends
Orientation: Bi
Body type: 4' 0" / Slim / Slender
Religion: Scientologist
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Education: High school
Occupation:

http://www.myspace.com/theevading

1 min 14 sec - Feb 13, 2007
Olivia Alsept-Ellis...karla · D'Angelo Midili...billy rocket ..... Religion: Scientologist. Zodiac Sign: Capricorn. Education: High school ...

Oinkertron9000

Counterpiece on the same site.

"Scientology Without the Science: Why do they believe?"

Spankdown!

(more at link)

http://www.garfieldmessenger.com/opi...t-the-science/

Ilovetheleader

4 feet tall? Either a joke or she's really DM. The page seems to be for a film or something. If it's really her, screencap for great justice.

Alain Rosenberg: These were not treatments, but "religious services". They cannot have a price because there is no price for spiritual elevation.
Judge: Why then do there exist very detailed fee schedules for all these services?
Alain Rosenberg: The fact that they have a fee does not contradict the fact that they have no price.

BigButterJesus

She's clearly known about scientology a long time...also...on facebook


Olivia Louise Alsept-Ellis

the myspace page isn't her's she deleted hers :D

Rheinländer

*lol*

Es kann nur einen geben. Denn zwei sind unerträglich.

http://anon-ddorf.ning.com/

http://www.myspace.com/rheinlandbernd




R.I.P. Lisa McPherson
(10.02.1959 - 05.12.1995)

Modern Marvels

I always think of this guy when someone talks about how happy an old cultie seems to be.
YouTube - Scientology: The Mad Picket

Anonymous

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Anonymous

http://www.garfieldmessenger.com/opi...scientologist/

kissyfur

"The reverend, Bob Hamilton, stood behind a small podium and gave his Sunday Service through jokes and relatable events"


What is she talking about??? I have never heard of 'Sunday Services' at an org before. Anyone else familiar with that?

one of the freaks, the faggots,
the geeks, the savages,
rogues, rebels, dissident devils,
artists, martyrs, infidels

you had me at "no u!"

Anonymous

It's something they came up with a few years ago in order to appear more like a religion. Almost nobody attends those services unless they invite outsiders to demonstrate themselves to be a church.

kissyfur

Must be why the service is full of jokes and anecdotes instead of scripture.

"hey what's brown and sticky?


...A STICK!"

har har har what a super-great church service!!

one of the freaks, the faggots,
the geeks, the savages,
rogues, rebels, dissident devils,
artists, martyrs, infidels

you had me at "no u!"

anonakatie

Yeah in some places on occasion they will have "Sunday Services" which are little more than discussion groups.

Let's remember in our criticism here that this girl who wrote this is young-looks like 11th grade. So just a suggestion-speak to enlighten rather than kick her.

Anonymous

That's a joke MySpace profile.

AnotherMrPink

The girl who is clearly more intelligent, and views our ways, is clearly hotter.

Anonymous - the most ethical people on the planet.

themadhair

Is there anything a little more substantial confirming her prior relationship with the cult?

Chanology is a flower that grew out of a hole filled with internet shoite. As long as that shoite provides nourishment, that flower will continue to thrive and bloom.

Anonymous Ireland

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Anonymous

Ignore the messenger, answer her points.
Where is the policy for sunday services? Do we have a leak of that?

themadhair

Ordinarily I'd agree, but in this case it seems relevant.

Chanology is a flower that grew out of a hole filled with internet shoite. As long as that shoite provides nourishment, that flower will continue to thrive and bloom.

Anonymous Ireland

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ThePuffPiece

Dear my loving supporters,
Thank you for your comments. But really, you missed the point of my article. Entirely.

I was merely posting an opposing opinion than what (clearly) is the majority.

You cannot call me a poor journalist. You do not know me. Well then again, I am being mildly stalked at this point.

I understand all the Scientology has done, and is doing. I did thorough research into Scientology on BOTH sides. I think a poor journalist would be someone who blindly convicted an opinion without understanding of its views. And I choose to defend it mainly because I liked the challenge. And thank you, you have proven this quite a challenge.

Thank you for your comments. But I am well aware of all the Scientology is.

Oh, and tune in in two weeks for my next article: A Day in The Life of Me, Being Stalked!!

-The Puff Master

AnotherMrPink

So you are saying the article written was a play thing, or training to see if you could write a piece supportive of something, when you think otherwise? When the result could be some poor sod finding your piece reading it, saying yea, ill give it a try....and then having his money taken away and losing his friends and family.

Why not just write about Al Qaeda being just then?


Also, welcome to the internet. Check out the Thunderdome and say hi.

Anonymous - the most ethical people on the planet.