anonsoulless

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CAVEATS:

1. We have no direct or concrete evidence that this attack was perpetrated by Scientologists, we have circumstantial evidence that leads us to believe that way. We know we can't prove anything, so asking for proof will not get you anywhere. I only have after-the-fact footage, and I am acutely aware that Scientologists are not the only crazy people who frequent the area (See my past raid video: YouTube- Kansas City Scientology building attracts annoying drunk people).

2. We are aware that we were not as vigilant as we ought to have been. Cameras were not rolling, we were not paying enough attention to pedestrians WE KNOW. LESSON LEARNED. IT WAS A HORRIBLE LESSON. TELLING US THIS WILL SERVE NO PURPOSE; JUST BE GLAD YOU WERE NOT THERE.

The Scene: Kansas City, across the street from the Scientology building.

Looking at Google street view will help with some ambiguous, and not all that important geography. 39th and Main Kansas City mo - Google Maps

Background information: the Kansas City org is a yellow limestone building situated a bit west of the intersection of 39th Street and Main street. Main street has significantly more traffic than 39th, so rather than stand directly across from the org we usually stand on the southwest corner, mostly along the Main Street curb in front of the red brick First Bank building. We usually set our raid stuff, fliers backpacks, extra signs, extra masks, boom boxes, etc., against the corner of the First Bank building. This is the Northeast corner of the building, IE the corner of the building directly behind us. The corner is actually rounded and this creates a great out of the way spot to put our stuff. There is probably 10-15 feet of sidewalk between the Curb where we stand and the building.

THE INCIDENT:
We were holding signs and raiding as per usual WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN somebody mentioned smelling something like cleaning chemicals, and somebody else smelled something like smoke. I was talking to a pedestrian when Never discovered the source of the odor. Our fliers and our signs and a bit of the wall of the First Bank building were covered in a liquid.

This liquid was the most foul smelling thing you can ever imagine. It smelled like oven cleaner, urine, bong water, skunk and garlic all at once.

It was THEN discovered that The Wizard had a patch on his back too and we all quickly did a spot check of everyone to determine our exposure. Thankfully for the rest of us, The Wizard was the only one who was directly hit.

Someone intentionally squirted a stink bomb chemical on one anon, all of our fliers, and the bag we had our extra signs in. We transplanted the signs to a new bag, but it is yet to be determined if any of them can be saved. The old bag, and the backpack full of 300-500 fliers, and the cloak from the wizard costume could not be saved and were thrown in the trash on the spot.

THE AFTERMATH: We stayed for another hour and a half to show that we could not be intimidated by chemical attacks and then left. After we got back to Anon's house everybody kept discovering new items that smelled. Masks, coats, pants, shoes, gloves, memory cards. At the very least we can only hope that Anon's car and Anon's brand new boombox were not affected. All of The Wizard's clothes smelled, and it is still unknown whether or not they have been ruined.

The facts that lead us to believe that this attack was perpetrated by a scientologist are:

1. Anon saw a pair of suspicious hooded middle aged white guys shortly before the smell surfaced and the consensus is that these were the culprits. If it were just a random neerdowell it would probably have been a younger person, and the overwhelming majority of the pedestrians in the area who are not Scientologists are not white. That said: nobody saw, or recorded the actual act of spraying.

2. Our fliers and signs were attacked. Scientology, obviously, has more to gain from destroying our protest gear than anyone. Most of the chemical was on the signs and fliers. If it was just a random miscreant he would have most likely directly sprayed more people than just The Wizard rather than waste it all on our things.

I will have youtube videos of the aftermath in a couple hours. Don't get your hopes up though; there isn't much to see.



TL;DR: Somebody sprayed anon with Jenkem and got away with it.


Edit: now with video

JohnB2008

tl;dr

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THIS IS SORT OF CRAZY WE ARE DEALING WITH

exOT8Michael

Sounds suspicious as hell.

Was it irritant as well as foul-smelling?
I hope you file a Police Report and hand in stinky evidence.

Stay on target.
And enjoy the lulz, caek and wins.

My (way too long) story of exposing Scientology
www.lermanet.com/michaelpattinson

Robocat

Disgusting. So much so, that I am sure your evaluation is correct. Stink tech. Lawless assaults are a scientology specialty, of course. Sorry about the loss of your property, and thank you for making people aware of the lowly scum that protesters may be attacked by. I have noticed more and more OTs doing the dirtiest deeds these days.

Hubbard did come back. He's one of my body thetans.

fitch2000

does the scientology building across the street have surveillance cameras that could be checked for footage of the perps?

grumpus

Check with all the surrounding businesses and ask if they have security cameras of the sidewalk. You mention having your stuff against the wall of a bank building; it wouldn't surprise me if they have the entire exterior of the property under cameras.

PodPeople

Since you were all breathing that stuff in, especially if in a car going home, might consider immediately having that chemical(s) identified.

"In my practice, I've seen how people have allowed their humanity to drain away. Only it happened slowly instead of all at once. They didn't seem to mind...All of us - a little bit - we harden our hearts, grow callous. Only when we have to fight to stay human do we realize how precious it is to us, how dear."... Invasion of Body Snatchers

Herro

Chemical attack? What the fuck. You got skunked. It's not like someone dropped VX nerve gas on you people. Someone stinkbombing you is a dick move. Why do you gotta try and make it sound like a bigger deal than it actually is?

Shitposting Shitposter of the Year - 2009

Robocat

Good idea about biz security cameras - some cities have them at street intersections too.

Hubbard did come back. He's one of my body thetans.

genoramix

i agree with Herro. The title is misleading. I thought you guys were in waaay deeper trouble when i read the 1st part of the thread.

but imho no doubt it's a scilon attack

"How can Dianetics be greater than the wheel and fire?
With the wheel I can run over Dianetics and with fire I can burn it"- Hieronymous

"All authority of any kind, especially in the field of thought and understanding, is the most destructive, evil thing. Leaders destroy the followers and followers destroy the leaders. You have to be your own teacher and your own disciple. You have to question everything that man has accepted as valuable, as necessary." -Krishnamurti

grumpus

If somebody soaked my clothing, electronics, bags, etc. in an unknown noxious liquid I would not consider it a lolprank. That's criminal.

Herro is in full trollmode tonight. ;p

ChronicEnturbulator

These stink bombs are the ultimate "passive-aggressive" device. Someone illegally parked in a handicap zone? Rude behavior or bad service at a place of business? Leave an appropriate gift that keeps on giving for days

CantPickaName

sounds like the whale wars people

stink bombs huh?

gee do they really keep people away from an area say like....a free stress test for example?

Educate the public more!! Leave cards/leaflets anywhere you go.The public is the future Jurors

All Anons please go say hi to VaLLarr the OSA on youtube.But be fore-warned..She says she will CRUSH any Anon that dares debate her!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCGP-...eature=related

Ogsonofgroo

Bag as much as you can and get thee to a cop shop asap!

This sort of thing should not go silently. My gut reaction is...... culties minds going off the rails, but who knows for sure.

Take no fucking chances with shit like this, bag it, tag it, document anything you can, file report immediately!

'Nemo me impune lacessit.'

LRon wuz a jeenious! >

"We, by the way, have generated atomic fission without the use of uranium. This is not a difficult thing to do. All you do is synthesize a gamma ray and synthesize some other rays and by concentrating them, you can get an atomic explosion."
("Radiation", lecture of 5 November 1956)

http://www.scientology-lies.com/liesindex.html

anonsoulless

We were attacked with a chemical. How is that not a chemical attack?

I put several caveats right at the beginning of the post.



We didn't talk to the surrounding businesses or the police. The intersection does have a red light camera, and the bank probably has a security camera, but it wouldn't do any good to try and get the footage unless we want to namefag ourselves and press charges.

Anonymous

isolate the substance, analyze.

grumpus

Fair enough - it's up to you guys to decide if the offense is worth getting your name in the system. Though, if they realize you guys are worried enough about getting ID'd to tolerate stuff like the soaking, they might decide they can push harder next time.

Robocat

You're good, ignore the trolls. They committed a crime, and obviously attempted to crush your spirit so you'd leave to get cleaned up. Also, damaging your property REALLY pisses me off.

Hubbard did come back. He's one of my body thetans.

anonsoulless

It was not irritant, not to me anyway, just smelled terrible.

anonsoulless

Next time we will catch them in the act.

I will leave it up to The Wizzard as to whether he wants to press charges or not, but I doubt he will.