Lord_Nuke

Ahoy mateys, I be the dread pirate Nukebeard, and I'm hear to give ye a bit of advice on makin' sure you scurvy dogs show yer colors.

"But Cap'n Nukebeard, I don't have any sufficiently piratey gear!"

Fear not me lads, here's how ye can solve that dilemma. In fact, I be suggestin' that EVERY anonymous be puttin' this to good use.

First, ye start with a newspaper.


Ye fold it in half, like so


Then, ye fold the corners inta' the middle like so


By this point, it should look somethin' like this


Movin' on, ye fold the front part of the bottom up


and flip it over ta do the back the same


Finally, it be lookin' something like this. Ye can then open it up and put it on yer head, or on other body parts if ye be kinky that way.*


Now ye got yerself a mighty fine pirate hat. Get to plunderin', boozin', wenchin', and usin' excessive apostrophes.

*Nukebeard accepts no responsibility for any papercuts sustained if ye be kinky that way.

Anonymous

Guys it's a trap I just tried it it doesn't make a pirate hat it makes a noose! I'm hanging myself as we speak I can't resist, I mean, I just made a noose, I kind of HAVE to hang myself now.

Sol Mann

I'm so handing these out at the raid next weekend.

Not nooses, hats. HATS.

"Do not be too moral, you may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality, be not simply good.... be good for something." - Henry David Thoreau

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moarxenu

lol

Anonymous

Fucking win! Thanks "Nukebeard" my cell will definitely be using these at this protest.

Anony Maus

YEA!! A NOOSE!

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Lord_Nuke

I'll noose YOU

Meehowski

awesome.........thanks!!

MEEHOWSKI

Anonymous

Recommending all cells use these, even if you own a good pirate hat, throw it in the trash and use one of these paper hats.

Anonymous

FUCKING WIN

Every cell should make a SHIT TON OF THESE HATS.

HAND THEM OUT TO THE PUBLIC.

exOT8Michael

Good use of noosepaper.

Stay on target.
And enjoy the lulz, caek and wins.

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JohnnyRUClear

Just completed mine and.......................... phew! No noose is good noose.

Psychiatry works, and it helps people.

Sol Mann

I've already got fifty old n00sepapers for this :D

"Do not be too moral, you may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality, be not simply good.... be good for something." - Henry David Thoreau

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Lord_Nuke

hay guise does this count as papercraft?

CantPickaName

no noose is good noose

edit>>>CRAP!!! somebody beat me to it

Educate the public more!! Leave cards/leaflets anywhere you go.The public is the future Jurors

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Lord_Nuke

Hivemind

two

You could make hats out of anti-scientology leaflets, then give them out to the public. I mean, if a stranger gave me a leaflet, I'd be more likely to read it if it came in handy hat form.

Anon-007

Fix'd.

FUCK

^_^

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