none given

Lots of boring work, no pay. Must be known as a scientology critic or be willing to become known.

We need a wide variety of mundane skills. Notably accounting and bookkeeping.

Must be over 18, should be over 21.

Potential for epic win.

PM me with the state you live in and a one or two sentence tl;dr of your RL organizational experience.

Please keep the thread up by posting whateverthehellyouwant without getting it domed.

Consensus

You're askin' a hell of a lot, are you able to give any hints? I'll do you a favor 'n bump this once, but... I'm not sure you're gunna get much help with this approach.

(also, I did meet you in DC at the over-9000-man-march, right? Confirm/deny)

anongurl7

Namefag: Shao Kahn
State: Outworld
tl;dr: Feel the power of Shao Kahn nonegiven bwahahaha

HubbardyCupboardy

MY NAME IS-

Zhopa

Awwwww.... sometimes i really wish i would live in US.
Whats the actual job?

just curious

BRACE YOURSELF FOR EPIC:

mongrel

ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1111!!1111one

I'm on a super-duper-top-sekret mission but I can't even hint at what it is. I promise I'll keep your dox super-duper-top-sekret. Trust me.

Sign me up!


Namefag: Billy Bob Joe Jim Smith
State: Yours
tl;dr: I'm a sekret keeper

Anon556

Ausfag here. anything i can do?

Zak McKracken

Namefag: Christian Hanks
State: CA
tl; former admin of a prominent anti-Scientology hubsite
dr: extraordinary book-keeping and accounting credentials

Plz send ramen

WTF

Please allow me introduce myself


I would consider providing assistance

Resume

hacker
steroid user
cyberterrorist
suppressive person
criminal
account juggler

capable of "not being" or "being" as needed, including but not limited to:

HERMIT!!! _____
Hermit? _____
Recluse? _____
Ascetic? _____
Victim? _____
Non-conformist? _____
Martyr? _____
Puritan? _____
Human Sacrifice? _____
Self Immolator? _____
Outcast? _____
A HORSE!!! _____
A Horse? _____
A Lioness? _____
A Leprechaun? _____
A Wild Thing? _____
A Fire Spirit? _____
Dragon? _____
Gremlin? _____
An Imp? _____
A Tinker? _____
A Goat? _____
UNICORN!!! _____
Unicorn? _____
Forest Spirit? _____
Fairy? _____
Gnome? _____
Nymph? _____
Water Sprite? _____
Faun? _____
Sylvan? _____
Mermaid? _____
Chimera? _____
BLOODSUCKER!!! _____
Bloodsucker? _____
Vampire? _____
Ghoul? _____
Dismemberer? _____
Predator? _____
Parasite? _____
Leech? _____
Cannibal? _____
Vulture? _____
Cut-throat? _____
ANIMAL!!! _____
Animal? _____
Dog? _____
Cat? _____
Fish? _____
Lizard? _____
Serpent? _____
Pig? _____
Elephant? _____
Cow? _____
Tiger? _____
ROBOT!!! _____
Robot? _____
Hypnotic? _____
Believer? _____
Follower? _____
Servant? _____
Devotee? _____
Convert? _____
Worshipper? _____
Attendant? _____
Henchman? _____
THE ALMIGHTY!!! _____
The Almighty? _____
The Ever Present? _____
A Goddess? _____
A God? _____
The Eternal Mother? _____
The Father of All? _____
The Horned God? _____
Pan? _____
Diana? _____
The Buddha? _____
SORCERER!!! _____
Sorcerer? _____
Witch? _____
Warlock? _____
Enchanter? _____
Wizard? _____
Occultist? _____
Alchemist? _____
Clairvoyant? _____
Weird Sisters? _____
Astrologer? _____
577
BLASPHEMER!!! _____
Blasphemer? _____
Idolater? _____
Scoffer? _____
Desecrator? _____
Bigot? _____
Worldling? _____
Sacrilegist? _____
Unbeliever? _____
Infidel? _____
Heathen? _____
IMPLANTER!!! _____
Implanter? _____
Torturer? _____
Controller? _____
Psychiatrist? _____
Brainwasher? _____
Deprogrammer? _____
Indoctrinator? _____
Hypnotist? _____
Initiator? _____
Propagandist? _____
THE EVIL ONE!!! _____
The Evil One? _____
An Incubus? _____
The Powers of Darkness _____
A Succubus? _____
The Antichrist? _____
The Beast? _____
His Satanic Majesty? _____
The Devil? _____
An Unclean Spirit? _____
Shades of the Dead? _____
FOOL!!! _____
Fool? _____
Idiot? _____
Dunce? _____
Ignoramus? _____
Subhuman? _____
Halfwit? _____
Driveller? _____
A Newborn Babe? _____
Moron? _____
Imbecile? _____
GENIUS!!! _____
Genius? _____
Wonder Worker? _____
Planet Builder? _____
Prodigy? _____
Spirit of the Age? _____
Master Mind? _____
Shining Light? _____
Mentor? _____
Thaumaturge? _____
The All Seeing? _____
PERVERT!!! _____
Pervert? _____
Sadist? _____
Masochist? _____
Homosexual? _____
Bugger? _____
Pederast? _____
Exhibitionist? _____
Voyeur? _____
Deviant? _____
Peculiar Boddied? _____
CRIPPLE!!! _____
Cripple? _____
Invalid? _____
Paralytic? _____
Dwarf? _____
Monster? _____
Incompetent? _____
Curiosity? _____
Cross-breed? _____
Half Caste? _____
Hermaphrodite? _____
LIAR!!! _____
Liar? _____
Fake? _____
Bragger? _____
Doubter? _____
Heretic? _____
Quack? _____
Wretch? _____
Viper? _____
Defaulter? _____
Hypocrite? _____
578
DESTROYER!!! _____
Destroyer? _____
Spy? _____
Executioner? _____
Embezzler? _____
Betrayer? _____
Racketeer? _____
Extortionist? _____
Tyrant? _____
Murderer? _____
Pyromaniac? _____
INSECT!!! _____
Insect? _____
Parasite? _____
Invader? _____
Bee? _____
Fly? _____
Caterpillar? _____
Butterfly? _____
Spider? _____
Scorpion? _____
Hornet? _____
PHILOSOPHER!!! _____
Philosopher? _____
Researcher? _____
Analyst? _____
Physicist? _____
Technician? _____
Metaphysician? _____
Healer? _____
Geometrician? _____
Arithmetician? _____
Historian? _____
PRIEST!!! _____
Priest? _____
Holy Father? _____
Holy Mother? _____
Temple Virgin? _____
Choir Boy? _____
Chaplain? _____
Temple Prostitute? _____
Prophet? _____
Lama? _____
Confessor? _____
A BIRD!!! _____
A Bird? _____
An Eagle? _____
A Parrot? _____
A Wren? _____
A Hawk? _____
A Messenger? _____
A Forerunner? _____
An Oracle? _____
A Dove? _____
A Swallow? _____
ARTIST!!! _____
Artist? _____
Virtuoso? _____
Thespian? _____
Master Musician? _____
Grand Composer? _____
Wandering Minstrel? _____
Chorister? _____
Dancer? _____
Entertainer? _____
Poet? _____
HEDONIST!!! _____
Hedonist? _____
Fornicator? _____
Glutton? _____
Masturbator? _____
Bigamist? _____
Adulterer? _____
Satyr? _____
Impotent? _____
A True Love? _____
Whoremonger? _____
PEASANT!!! _____
Peasant? _____
Civilian? _____
Husband? _____
Wife? _____
Gentleman? _____
Layman? _____
Mortal? _____
Parishioner? _____
Serf? _____
Slave? _____

















(j/k of course...can you say "satire"? ...sure I knew you could !)

none given

um... didn't ask anyone to dox themselves here.
We will be exposing ourselves to possible namefagging but let's not do the homework for them.

Will post more soon.

Batman

you know...

TADADADADADADADA BATMAN

Little_Sister

I'll admit I'm curious, I've been C&D'd twice so namefagging wouldn't be a problem. But I would like a bit more info first.

FUN!
ADVENTUROUS!!
EXCITING!!!
SIT DOWN IN THAT CHAIR, YOU FUCKING ASHTRAY!!!!

"You guys are awesome! The Jews thank you!"
-Random chick in Time Square.

ANonHubbard: "Hey! You be nice to LittleSister-she's a delicate flower!"
SolMann: "LOLOLOLOL"
::bongrip::

Anonymous

They are obviously registering some kind of anti-Scientology organization.

JUST DON'T GO THE SAME WAY AS THE CULT AWARENESS NETWORK DID KTHX

xenudu

OMG OSAAAAAA!!!!

lol what is this faggotry? only retards are going to sign up without moar information.

Anonymous

I'm more worried that an OSA-bot is going to provide their name to be the secretary of this new organization and take it over....

Batman

that HAS happened before you know

TADADADADADADADA BATMAN

Anonymous

NAME: David D. Davidson
SKILLS: Dividing by Zero, Chuck Norris, Hacker on Steroids, Internet Haet Machine, LULZ generator, Troll.

none given

You don't want to live here. The economy is unstable and the whole place smells of stale urine.

We do have the sluttiest blonds on the planet, ( and right behind Bangkok on the dark haired) greater genetic diversity than the copepod (google it mother fukker!) and like 3,000,000 ways to cook a ground beef sandwich

The actual job includes getting beaten to death in court and in the parking lot by scilons. .....

Maybe soon.

When I get two more Martyrs I can tell you all the epic fail details.

Little_Sister

You make it sound so tempting...

FUN!
ADVENTUROUS!!
EXCITING!!!
SIT DOWN IN THAT CHAIR, YOU FUCKING ASHTRAY!!!!

"You guys are awesome! The Jews thank you!"
-Random chick in Time Square.

ANonHubbard: "Hey! You be nice to LittleSister-she's a delicate flower!"
SolMann: "LOLOLOLOL"
::bongrip::

xenuluvsu

this whole thread smells of OSA.... just sayin.

Indiana fags go to
http://indiananon.ning.com/