Hammurabi

L. Ron Hubbards birthday celebration was held at Ruth Eckerd Hall @7PM. Most $cilons started showing up 6PM-7PM, but some were there all day preparing.

REH has a single entrance/exit road, so upon arrival the intersection to the joint is pretty slamming with activity. Probably 15 $cilons including Peter Mansell are there armed to the teeth with cameras and umbrellas to battle Anonymous' enturbulation attempts.

Shortly after arrival, an REH staff is sent over to tell us we are not allowed to protest at the intersection because Scientology has a permit. "Wrong," we tell him, "go have the Clearwater PD come tell us that." Lying sack. We walked right up to the intersection, in front of all their glorious L. Ron Hubbard signs and whatnot to hold up signs like "Scientology Destroys Families" "Creepy Evil Cult" and "David Miscavige is Squirreling the tech - Xenu does not approve!" Public sidewalk, CPD approved.

Unfortunately this was met by ferocious yet clumsy attempts by $cilons to block our signs with opened umbrellas and L. Ron Hubbard signs.

Things got a little silly with $cilons complaining we were in the way, and the CPD responding by making everyone ($cilons included) walk back and forth instead of standing still. Plus $cilons were told to close the umbrellas at times for some reason, so it was rather funny to watch these signs and umbrellas going up and down, opening and closing. It became a game of who gets to be seen, the umbrella or the sign.

TripNipAnon and MarioAnon get there and strip down to skimpy flesh colored-tights and write "Birthday Suit" across their chests. They danced and ran up and down the stretch of road with signs that EVERY SCIENTOLOGIST had to see before entering the event. "Nekkid Anons" received lavish horn love, sometimes from the Scientologists about to turn into REH.

We had "LATE, LATE!" chants for all the $cilons that came 5, 15, even 30+ minutes late for the event, plus a sign saying "Being late is out-ethics."

Overall, I'd deem it an excellent appetizer for tomorrow's shenanigans.

LocalSP

A hearty well done CWA's

Take Scientology: It’s basically the kazoo of religions — the few who play it are die-hards, but, to everyone else, it’s little more than a joke.

UF Anon

We got fingers from Scilons attending the event, honks from upstanding citizens, and verbal threats from Peter Mansell. It was a wonderful day.

To the twin nude Anons: YOU ARE MY HEROES

exOT8Michael

CW Aonymous really really delivers !!
I LOL'd hard at your antics.
ZOMGGG.
Flesh colored suits !!
You brought home the LULZ bacon !!

Stay on target.
And enjoy the lulz, caek and wins.

My (way too long) story of exposing Scientology
www.lermanet.com/michaelpattinson

ClearwaterAnon

Well said Hammurabi. A few other observations:

+ Complete enturbulation successful.
+ Seeing OSA's Peetie Mansell pathetically reduced to confronting Anons with the equivalent of middle school recess name calling was epic.
+ Good horn love from the locals, many of whom wouldn't have known it was a cult event had Anon not been there. The cult's big banners and scaffolding were all vague "welcome to the event" stuff and their small "LRH Bday" signs were so gaudy as to be indecipherable to any but cultists who had seen it already.
+ Nudeanons in flesh-colored spandex and Raptor Jesus were hilarious.
+ The First Amendment to The US Constitution and The Clearwater PD FTW


tl;dr Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Oh hai PK






A few moar here: Photos - Florida Anonymous

And moar to come...

"There is nothing more powerful than an idea whose time has come." - Victor Hugo.
Florida Chanology, Pix and Stuff

Anonymous

Recent leak has Miami birthday event on March 21.

LRH Birthday Event 09 Miami Org

Is the Clearwater birthday event the main one and recorded to be played at events at other orgs on March 21?

JMac85

I did a double take on the "naked anon" pic. :)

UF Anon

When I first arrived at the protest I saw them from a distance, and was like "OMFG they're wearing thongs", then I similarly double-taked (took?) and LOL'd.

SP_thats_me

Any word on if Miscavige was there?

tazor

Looks like a blast. :)

Scientology was just a joke written by hack science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard. Xenu is the punch line.

Please! Don't get the fuck me out! At least let me be in the dome! ~Lily the Troll~

the anti

so did i, in fact lets check that again and fap to it

<msngchmbl> OH MY GOD
<piardog> ?
<msngchmbl> I JUST DROPPED MY XANAX INTO MY BAG OF LUCKY CHARMS
<msngchmbl> FUCK
<msngchmbl> IT'S THE SAME COLOR AS THE FUCKING SHOOTING STARS
<piardog> it will be even more magically delicious now

anonymous612

Supposedly Miscavige was in Hollywood giving some fancy speech.

>>> Floridanons, go here <<< Because raid planning is lulzier when you're in a bucket of acid.

"Let's just assume, hypothetically, that Scientology is not a bad thing." -- Peter Mansell, Clearwater OSA

fotoanon

Any confirmation on this?

There was a graduation at Big Blue (Pac Base) Friday night in their parking lot tent.

But Davey hasn't been there in a while...so seems odd, as I would expect him to appear in Clearwater.

UF Anon

I also heard DM was in California. From what I gathered the two celebrations (CW and Hollywood) were somehow linked and Davey was supposed to be giving some speech like 612 said.
Of course, I may be totally off the mark, in which case disregard this post, I suck cocks.

zebrafaced

Can anyone give me confirmation on Ocalafags? I'm starting to get worried, Salmon and Arnold Friend were supposed to be going down there yesterday, and not only have I not seen any pictures of them, I haven't gotten any replies to my texts.

UF Anon

I can confirm they were NOT at the LRH Birthday Raid (unless they were there really early before CW Anons).

ClearwaterAnon

30+ pix up here: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger in Clearwater - a set on Flickr

And moar to come here: Flickr: The Anonymous Clearwater Pool

"There is nothing more powerful than an idea whose time has come." - Victor Hugo.
Florida Chanology, Pix and Stuff

Anonymous

So any confirmation from insiders on whether or not Miscarriage hosted the Elron event or participated in the Fort Harrison opening? Or has he gone fishing with TC?

SRQanon

MOAR HERE: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger March 13- 14, 2009 - a set on Flickr

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