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Just found this on esmb

OSA's 53 page document on the crimes of Anonymous - Ex Scientologist Message Board

zanoni

It's almost as if OSA is working for Anonymous, lol.

Here we are rooting around and assembling material about Co$' laughable, psycho attempts at dead agent PR ... et voilà! A nice documented compilation for us.

OSA keeps on with the legal footbullets, the hilarious press releases, generating more and more self-defeating ammunition for us, virtually to order.

It's almost as if ... we run this ;)

SURELY REVIVE ZANONI

justanotheranon

Anyone else got the Pot. Kettle. Black feeling when reading about gay and black people?

It's a nice copy/paste work of art though, and thoroughly devoid of any facts and substance whatsoever.

tl;dr: I LOL'd

moose

is this real??? sure it not some attempt to troll?

(its hilarious, btw!)

if its real, i just have one thing to say to the poor guy how made it:
LURK MOAR. :P

____________________
I don't respect your beliefs and I don't care if you're offended.

Amnon Nhymous

Really STUPID, really funny.

Page 21 : And they show a picture of a guy with a gun...
Yes, even for that, $cientologists believe one needs instructions.

They can't LIVE without proper instructions on how to do it.

The World is watching Scientology.

anon1mous

Because some of us hate .doc:

http://www.wikiupload.com/download_page.php?id=69785

Amnon Nhymous

Yep, so do i, but I open them only with open office... Thx for the pdf anyway.

The World is watching Scientology.

anonymous1312

Read this while eating doritos, I have to clean my monitor now. Much lulz. My favourite so far is "Anonymous bases their actions on subversive writings, such as Mein Kampf and the Communist Manifesto." with a pic of the 10 orders of eBaum's terror network; order 5 being. "Begin training your noobs to assure local panzer capabilities of over 9000. Suggested reading materials include Communist Manifesto, Mein Kemp(sic) and The Boy Scout Handbook." Why do you never see that last one mentioned in their literature I wonder.

Anonxmous

Redacted

Amnon Nhymous

Thanks for the pdf: the yes/no picture for how to cut was not displayed in open office (was behind the gun pictah).

So yes, Anonymous (who?) made a "Howto commit suicide" (i'm not sure the suggested cut direction is the best one tho.)

This is (funny) bs anyway, if not a big troll.

Btw, how many scientologists have been hurt or killed by "Anonymous" since January ?

The World is watching Scientology.

Amnon Nhymous

No reference in truthaboutscientology.

The World is watching Scientology.

TheStig

"Project Chanology: A series of semi-coordinated 'attacks' on the Church of Scientology by Anonymous."

So, as they define it, Chanology commits "attacks" against them. "Attacks", not attacks.
Malcolm Long is pretty cool. He troll good and dont afraid of any bad grammar.

webkilla

oh such a tasty footbullet - it is made of delicious and win

*reads into it*

oh shi- seriously....

they got everything from Habbo raids to the demotivational poster with "slavery reinstated" and they.. hhaaha... gods, i haven't LOL'd this hard in ages

they're citing this as a source: The Cancer That Is Killing /b/ - Encyclopedia Dramatica - under a chapter describing "a message to newfags"

and ofc we're evil cuzz we dable in pr0n.. lol

they even got a glossary section where they define such complex terms as "copypasta" and furries... and ofc lulz, which according to the scilon's definition is a good reason to rape

oh gods i lol'd so hard

Did you know that Incident II is nothing more than the XENU story told in OT3? Also, OT8 = You mocked up your own past lives. Yup.

In the grim darkness of the interwebs, there is only lulz
"Cry Wiki, and let loose the chans of war!"

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XtremeNL

Oh god, that's a 53 page bundle of win!
I keep lolling at anonymous, anonymous I love your sense of humor.
One of my favourites was the inclusion of a shit was SO cash post.

themadhair

I see they have the same mein kempf / communist manifesto they used in February.

This is a bundle of belly ache, no doubt about it.

Chanology is a flower that grew out of a hole filled with internet shoite. As long as that shoite provides nourishment, that flower will continue to thrive and bloom.

Anonymous Ireland

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scarletbanner

I think they're attempting to troll.

What's extremely lulzy:
"Anti-Gay Propaganda

...

Anonymous targets gays with denigrating descriptions of their sexuality, describing it as a mental illness, while showing graphic pictures of men having sex with each other and objects..."

WAIT WUT? That's from the cult who says homosexuality is perverse, can be cured and supports a California state measure to ban same sex marrige? Lol.

What does make me mad though: They lulzkilled the definition of "lulz". They didn't quote Fox News and say "Lulz is a corruption of L-O-L, which stands for 'laugh out loud'."

By the way, to quote a definition listed:
"Booty: 1. Slang for butt, or ass, specifically female posterior 2. sex, screwing."
SO I HERD U GUIZE DON'T KNO WAT A BOOTY IS.. Seriously, wat??

Sock Puppet

And this from the giuse that tell us all the time "Dont believe what you read about us on the Internet, buy a Book from us!"

LF1M Healer Heroic CoS

me57

scientology-cult always accuses others of what in reality they do.

God Bless In The Name Of Jesus The Christ

A.Non Hubbard

What are they planning on doing with this? If they drop it to the feds they'll get laughed at. These aren't the days of J. Edgar Hoover where he instituted a task force to decode Louie Louie.

Who Is David Miscavige?

adhocrat

And as far I remember, the Feds came up with "We can't understand the lyrics"

Hell, they should of just made them up like the rest of us.

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