_You_

I mean, most anons are at home, spending time with family. What's that? You have more important things to do? Like what, 'clear the planet'? How's that workin' out for you?

Me, I'm enjoying some downhome cookin'. Butter, cream, bacon, chicken stock, all rich, all flavorful... and not a bit of it contains either rice OR beans!

We're a harsh bunch here, WWP is definitely no hugbox, but offline we have people we love, and people who love us. When was the last time you got a hug? A *real* hug. From someone you wanted a hug from, from someone you missed, from someone you grew up with.

I've had so many hugs today it made me dizzy! Yes, a good kind of dizzy you dolt.

I'm loved.

And you're at work.

Etain

Poor OSA... I'll be thinking of you guys while I'm with my family and enjoying a wonderful, traditional feast of turkey, stuffing and all the trimmings that make it so special when we all get together during the Holidays.

Moments like that are irreplaceable and priceless. No 'mission' to 'clear the planet' is possibly worth more than that.

Is it?

Im not a scientologist but

Oh lordy, please quit with the food talk ..... I'm stuffed already and I just can't stop eating. Smoked cheeses and cold-cuts. Finger veggies with a variety of breads, oil and vinegar. It just keeps coming, so does the warm apple cider.

Whats so terrible is that it only gets worse tomorrow, then all those turkey sandwiches with fresh pepper. By Monday I'll need help putting on my sox.

Consensus

I say bad things on the internet. My parents joined facebook, but I still say 'fuck' and 'shit' on my status updates even though they don't like it. I even talk openly about being an atheist - about rejecting the faith they raised me to believe.

Did they disconnect? Nope. We still have a wonderful, healthy family relationship. I'm over there right now, we're gunna have a FEAST this afternoon. Turkey, duck, chicken, ham, mashed potatoes, broccoli and cheese, buttered noodles, the WORKS man. I'm enjoying a steaming cup of hot chocolate right now.

Holidays are awesome, and family rocks. Good luck with your piece of shit cult, though. You know it's gunna end sooner or later. I give it three years tops - sooner, if you wise up and do what's best for yourself and your loved ones.

Fuck you OSA, I got mine.

Will the last one to leave the cult please turn out the lights?

_You_

TUR-duck-EN?

Consensus

Oh lord no, too much work de-boning all that shit. Well have 3 birds on the table.

Someday, though. Someday.

Will the last one to leave the cult please turn out the lights?

_You_

No. Not today. Today we give thanks.

This year, I give thanks to OSA for the LULZ!

_You_

Hear hear! To the greatest lulzcow of them all! May they last another 8 months, that we can have that much more lulz!

Consensus

lol the only good thing the CoS ever did was provide a bunch of juvenile college kids 2 years of partying, laughter, and fun. And maybe provided a little perspective that we might appreciate our family a little bit more.

Will the last one to leave the cult please turn out the lights?

tazor

I reflect a lot at Thanksgiving.

Fond memories of my mom who's past. My mom who the cult wanted me to disconnect from. I never did. I never would have, either. I loved her. You don't diconnect from people you love unless you've lost all your humanity and heart.

OSA, when she died I was right there by her side. Will you be there for your loved ones when they need you or have you disconnected from all of them?

Scientology was just a joke written by hack science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard. Xenu is the punch line.

Please! Don't get the fuck me out! At least let me be in the dome! ~Lily the Troll~

_You_

Dear leaders of anonymous:
can I be hugbox for just one post? I never get to, and I really really wanna right now. Just once.

tazor

I always knew you were a big softy. :)

Scientology was just a joke written by hack science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard. Xenu is the punch line.

Please! Don't get the fuck me out! At least let me be in the dome! ~Lily the Troll~

bAnon

Seriously now, can we get back to OSA? They're people too you know...

I give thanks to OSA.

When you believe in things that you don't understand, then you suffer. ~ Stevie Wonder, Superstition

Consensus

Seriously, these last two years wouldn't've been nearly as much fun without them. I mean, without OSA, Spy vs. Spy would've been just... Spy. Where's the fun in that?


edit - I don't suppose there's any way to confirm that OSA has to print out every thread that mentions DAVID MISCAVIGE by name and hand him a copy, is there? I mean, I suspect they gave up on that long ago, when we started abusing the idea, if the urban legend ever was true...

Will the last one to leave the cult please turn out the lights?

Hulk Hogan

YEAH

Don't go eating too much, because there will be leftovers. Even leftovers taste good after a nasty divorce!

HULKAMANIA'S RUNNIN WILD!

The Goddamn Pacman

OSA, you're invited to my place for Thanksgiving if you'd like. Leave your cameras and microphones at the door and you'll be free to have all the stuffing you want :3

Oh, and don't mind the extra guest. Senator Xenophon is a distant relative.

What? Wanna fight about it?

Mah JewTubes. Watch and rate for great justice.

CA Southbay Stat-Crashers Crash Stats.

roadkillohs

Haha i wonder if OSA is having as much fun as we are, i mean stuffing our face and laughing at each other, with our FAMILIES

_You_

Oh hai, OSA

You're welcome to come to my home tomorrow for leftover prime rib, twice baked potatoes, and the best caesar salad you've ever had! A big group of us are going to a movie afterward, so there will be buttered popcorn and soda, too.

You know where I live, as you put my address all over the Internet. <you rascals, you!>

Herro

Many people work on thanksgiving.

Shitposting Shitposter of the Year - 2009

_You_

May I remind you that there are many restaurants, retail & other service establishments open on Thanksgiving where their employees don't have a say on whether they have today off or not.