Originally Posted by Snake

Our (kinda) super sekret raid was truly epic!!

25+ anons attended

Our group's name in the parade was "The Electric Squirrels".
Two months worth of planning went into this! Clam heads were there. Xenu was there, the money monster was there, L. Ron was there, roller derby Volunteer Minister was there candy was thrown! AO was ESCORTED AWAY BY SECURITY! And the Scifags tried to get us kicked out of the parade, and were told by the parade coordinator, NO U!

There were a ton of people that packed the 4 or so blocks on Colorado Blvd. One of our handlers Jeff was caught writing license plate numbers down in a parking structure and got the cops called on him. Handlers showed up with cameras and we just pointed them out to the people around us! Speaking of which, we had Raelians right behind us too!! They had a dude on stilts with alien glasses and a huge FUCKING alien ship too!

Raelians = doinitright

When the parade started we got tons of people reacting positively to us, and our free candy ;). We had one anon holding a stick with some money attached on a string, which L. Ron, the money monster, and the VM on skates chasing around, which got many laughs from the crowd. AND Then OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE, AO popped out of the crowd and joined us (on a side note, we asked the anons who showed up to pay $10 because we had a select few spots, which AO never paid.) He brought signs that said "Scientology killed Mario Majorski" and "Katie, you look like shit". This caused one officer to come up to Scarff and ask him to get those signs down and two parents came out of the crowds and told the anons AO gave the signs to, to please bring them down because of their kids.

Finally, we took the signs down after the second parent's complaint, and stuffed it in the Volcano. AO saw this and tried to pull the sign out of the volcano, almost breaking the tip of it. After this anon delivered great justice and got a cop on him who of course escorted him out to the cheers of the anons participating in the parade!

We passed out many, many flyers along with the candy and had plenty of people ask us about Scientology, and want pictures with our clams, xenu, and money monster!

LA fucking delivered and made the Scifags publicly baww!!