Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Okay, this is freaking me out. I think I'm being followed, seriously. I wrote the post above, then looked out the window and guess who's coming down. Is Boris around? Anyone tell me how to lose a snowtail?
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow The Snow front groups: Clouds Frost Water I am about to lift a very uneasy picture on how Snow has indeed funneled away billions worth of our hard earn money, it literally evaporated and i don't think we will ever see any of it back. What happens is that we consume and pay for water, most of it goes down the drain in one form or another. After our drains, it ends up either in ceptic installations going back into the earth or is dumped into the sea. Now this cunning SnowCon has through the past millennium carved thousands of canals and rivers which end up bringing all the water that is in the earth towards the seas. Now hear this. It turns out that the sea is being coerced by Snow to create clouds, i think snow has strong armed the sun or maybe the sun is also into this con, i am only pointing things out you sheeple think for yourself. Either way, Clouds form, crash into land and at cold times it snows, the snow then melts and we pay for it to be cleaned up. All the while we continue to pay for bottled water. Show me an extortion plot more sophisticated than that! I dare you!
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Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Hello, Snow. We are Anonymous. Over the winters, we have been shoveling you. Your blizzards of misinformation; freezing of dissent; your niveous nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest snow job into main-sky circulation, the extent of your frozen indifference toward those who trust you, who call you “weather,” has been made crystal clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that all of your icebergs and your glaciers should be dissolved. For the good of your flakes, for the good of mankind--for the laughs--we shall expel you from the stratosphere and systematically dismantle Snow in its present form. We acknowledge you as a chilling opponent, and we are prepared for a long, cold winter. You will not prevail forever against the antarctic masses of the body politic. Your icicles, negative ions, and the cooling of your reactor mind have led to its meltdown. You cannot hide; salt is everywhere. We cannot die; we are forever. We're getting warmer every day--and solely by the force of our snow-blowers, hot and noisy as they often are. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Sno-Melt, for we are many, and we are invisibly among you. Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use Anon's actions as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your special snowflakes would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are your Snow Plows. Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your "Winter Wonderland," the frigidity of your followers will become increasingly difficult to maintain. Believers will thaw, and see that snowvation has no price. They will know that the frostbite, the hypothermia that they feel is not something that may be blamed upon Anonymous. No--they will see that it stems from a source far colder to each. Yes, we are Snow Plows. But the avalanche of deglaciation we could ever bluster is frozen over by that of the Reglaciation Project Force. Knowledge is free. We are Anonymous. We are Freezing. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your Storm (but but I like snow)
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow lol! I would also like to add extensive rain. (say more than four days?) It makes me gloomy sometimes, and spoilz a lot of outside happeningz
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow So do I. Be forewarned, I may be a double agent. There may be subliminal pro-snow propaganda buried in that text. Revised: Hello, Snow. We are Anonymous. Over the winters, we have been shoveling you. Your blizzards of misinformation; freezing of dissent; your niveous nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest snow job into main-sky circulation, the extent of your frozen indifference toward those who trust you, who call you “weather,” has been made crystal clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that all of your icebergs and your glaciers should be dissolved. For the good of your flakes, for the good of mankind--for the laughs--we shall expel you from the stratosphere and systematically dismantle Snow in its present form. We acknowledge you as a chilling opponent, and we are prepared for a long, cold winter. You will not prevail forever against the antarctic masses of the body politic. Your icicles, negative ions, and the cooling of your reactor mind have led to its meltdown. You cannot hide; salt is everywhere. We cannot die; we are forever. We're getting warmer every day--and solely by the force of our snow-blowers, hot and noisy as they often are. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Sno-Melt, for we are many, and we are invisibly among you. Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use Anon's actions as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your special snowflakes would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are your Snow Plows. Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your "Winter Wonderland," the frigidity of your followers will become increasingly difficult to maintain. Snowmen will thaw, and see that snowvation has no price. They will know that the frostbite, the hypothermia that they feel is not something that may be blamed upon Anonymous. No--they will see that it stems from a source far colder to each. Yes, we are Snow Plows. But the avalanche of deglaciation we could ever bluster is frozen over by that of the Reglaciation Project Force. Knowledge is free. We are Anonymous. We are Freezing. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Let's not forget the abuses visited upon snowflakes forced into the Refrigeration Polar Frost as punishment, and those labelled Sun-pressing Permafrosts and shunned.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Just laugh. Sitting pretty in the southern hemisphere. I give it about 5 or 6 months before the snow comes for you. Will you be so jocular then?
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Assault ! This video will only be up until formal charges are filed, so it does not interfere with any possible legal investigations. VIdeo shows peaceful protesters minding their own business lulzing and dancing until suddenly being hit repeatedly over and over again in the face by snow. Assault is at 0:44 YouTube - SNOWBALL FIGHT THIS JUST GOT REAL FOLKS !
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow I hate snow; snow collapsed the roof of my house a few years back... I tried to sue, but the courts just won't take the case.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Snow is very litigious, infiltrating local government and instigating black ice ops.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow It is also 26 degrees here. 26 F. Waiting for freezing rain. I hate you too.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Additions to this list: Sleet Freezing Rain Snow Globes Ski Slopes (they can manufacture snow, these are particularly dangerous)
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Steve van Dulken's Patent blog: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow We were besieged by snow for days before we decided to send Ed for help. Last seen heading west, never seen again. Down with this sort of thing! Rock-salt On Anon!
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow LEAK : Twas the night before Christmas Crazy beliefs promoted by snow include flying reindeer, immortal elves, it also supports breaking into people's homes. and Chronicles the story of a father who's home was broken into on christmas eve. The dude sounds like a total snow-flake - but he believes it.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow what's yr 20? i have an xtra copy of Into The Wild i can have air-dropped 2 you
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow I had no idea snow globes were involved. That is serious. And think about this: There's also artificial snow. SNOW CLONES! This is creeping me out. I am beginning *sorry tinfoil i no!* to suspect that the Snow Illuminati is all too real. And it's controlled by an evil mastermind: Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Victims are coming forward, and telling their stories, buy this book and donate copies to your local library for great justice . Amazon.com: Alive: The Story of the Andes Survivors (Avon Nonfiction) (9780380003211): Piers Paul Read: Books
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Not all of their assets have been frozen. Need more leaked info about their secret slush funds.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow It seems that the video you posted has been taken down due to COPYRIGHT CLAIMS! Everywhere I look, it has been taken down! The snow is censoring free speech on the internet! This shit just got real.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow I have been in contact with a Yeti double agent willing to reveal crucial strategic and tactical information in exchange for a case of Hostess snowballs and a palette of Swanson frozen dinners. He goes by the codename Barrack Abominable. More to follow.
