Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! I say XBOXHUEGE mountain moving dredger as anon0004 and no he did not pay me.
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! GERMAN FAGS!!!! Frettchen: Kane (Joseph D. Kucan) Wursti: Helena Bonham Carter Rheinländer, Ackerland and Kreuzfeldt: Moss (Richard Ayoade), Richmond (Noel Fielding) and Roy (Chris O'Dowd) Ephitaph: Doro Pesch Bigbigcool: Mr. T indeedindeed: Babelfish str: Die Grauen Herren Snake: Münchhausen AND FOR A SEXY BONUS, GUEST APPEARANCE FROM ISRANON: Catherine Zita Jones
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! No shit We've obviously gotten to the point in the thread where we have to fill in all of the bit players. Instead of spending money on real actors though we can just have an open invite to anyone who goes to LAN parties and wants to get their pastey ass on a screen.
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JEdf7XsV5g"]YouTube- Buena Vista Social Club - Chan Chan[/nomedia]
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! Like Oh Mah Gawd, I know I know!! A big voice can talk about cool stuff from the clouds in the sky....wow! then, peoples all over the interwebs repeat those same lines over and over and over again (that takes care of most of the dialogue), and then they can call each other names like newfag and oldfag and fight about who knows more about the original voices from the sky better because that is supposed to mean something or something. one day, the sky voice decided to peek in and see what the peoples in the interwebs were talking about when several of them, while directly quoting the "sky voice's" original words, calling it a newfag. haha and then the earth twisted and turned in circles and circles and the darkness turned to light and the light turned to dark and there were people watching the big stars in the sky, grandmas baking cookies, people quietly making love, airplanes flying this way and that, people coming and going and saying hello and good bye and nice to meet you and the pleasure was mine, and i love you, and maybe we will meet again somewhere in the perfectly synchronized chaos that is earth and heaven and hell on earth all at the same time, and all terribly wonderful or something. p.s. (no actors needed) because you play yourselves perfectly well. i don't know what any of that shit meant, either.
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! [SIZE="7"][FONT="Courier New"]Chanology: THE FOURTH KIND[/FONT][/SIZE]
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! Sometimes...only sometimes, i awake, in the middle of the night.... i feel like being back there..in the ice of Stalingrad... I remember my leutnant telling me something, in the early august: ,, You know...we all are dead...we died when we entered this city. Even if we win, even if we survive, our souls belong here, in this icy coffin; we are part of the town, and the town is a part of us." And he was right, in every childrens smile from then on: Stalingrad. In a cold ice on a hot summer day: Stalingrad. In the hug of your loved one: Stalingrad. In Trolling WWP: Stalingrad. Every faggot reading this fucked up long text of wall: Stalingrad. I only hope that one day i am redeamed of my terrible nightmares.
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! Why am I being played by Chris Farley? I'm not fat! As long as I'm being played by a dead guy though, I think this is much more appropriate.
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! I still think Chris Farley is a reasonable casting choice. The whole "I live in a van down by the river" reminds me of kerd for some reason
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! Yes, but now it's a different van, and the river is on the other side of the world. Just wait a couple of weeks and he'll be living with AO out in Lake Elsinore.
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! Turgid weapon of this agent made hard. Ready to enter puckered buttock muscle.
Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE! Guess what, you fail. Sometimes its best to step away from this place and remember oneself.
