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Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by anonypuss, Apr 14, 2008.

  1. anonypuss Member

    Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    They're talking about this on freekatie forums

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    tom_cruise.jpg

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    WUT?
  2. Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    A Miscaviage?



    That last picture is the give away. I can't find any photo's but her mouth is the same as David's.
  3. eclipsael Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman had a kid together? I fucking knew it.
  4. AnonyMama Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    Hmm...what kind of gift can one give a best friend who has anything/everything money can buy??
    <when you care enough to give the very best>
  5. Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    she looks like katie? tom secretly wants his own adopted daughter? twisted incest? lol I dont know...
  6. Plups Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    I see it.
  7. AnonyMama Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    Yes - even the smirk/eyes in the top pic look like him
  8. Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    someone do side by side pix for comparison plz
  9. Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    i don't get it. can someone explain it to us?
  10. Donovan Cook Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    Where is DM wife??

    Search skillz fail...pic anyone?? I want to see her too.....
  11. Anon Y. Mouse Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    Titz or it ain't true.
  12. anonalogue Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    Is this one of those "you'll shit bricks" pictures? I'm not seeing it.
  13. LRonymous Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    Ooh...I've read that Scientologists who don't get abortions give up their kids to other Scientologists.

    What if Isabella is the offspring of...

    DAVID MISCAVIGE AND HIS OWN TWIN SISTER?!?!
  14. Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?


    LMAO:rage::applause:
  15. Skeptic1337 Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    Sorry I have to ask why is this breaking news?
  16. Apology Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    [IMG]

    eerie isn't it
  17. Apology Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    P.S. feel free to post my shoop over at freekatie
  18. Skeptic1337 Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    You've been smoking too much crack, I commend you for that but no not even close.
  19. Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    :3
  20. Anoncracy Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    hm... little man with big power control issues? yeah, I can see him raping people and giving up for adoption one that accidentally managed to get born.
  21. Ivlesin Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    She looks more like L.Ron than David.
  22. anonhuff Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    ok
  23. Apology Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    Look at the nose and mouth a little harder

    I'm not the first person to notice the resemblance

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  24. monamia Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    she looks like the genetic stuff of tom cruise and david muscabige. Advanced science.
    Available only through Scientology.
  25. monamia Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    (agree, and the curve of her eye. it would be fun to see the gestures. who is her mother?
    WHERE is her mother?

    Isabella: You are lovely. Take care of yourself.
  26. Apology Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    She's adopted, so nobody knows; the records are sealed.
  27. Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    well, immediately i saw david miscavige. and, if she's his biological child, i wouldn't be the least surprised either. i wish her well and i especially hopes she doesn't sign a billion year contract because she's got enough problems with this one lifetime as it is.
  28. Apology Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    Gosh, I'd bet you guys didn't notice that Tom Cruise has one giant incisor in the middle of his head either

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  29. GaiFox Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    Are the freekatie forums down for anyone else? This is the yuku forum?
  30. anonEmouser Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    I claim this Cruise in the name of In-Cis-or!


    *gasp!* Bicuspid!
  31. anonbeing Member

  32. Apology Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    Rumor has it that Tom suffers from holoprosencephaly, and that's why Nicole had those miscarriages. I'm not a doctor, nor do I have Cruise's medical records, but from the description, it makes sense. Here's something that popped out at me from the wiki:

    "Symptoms of holoprosencephaly range from mild (no facial/organ defects, anosmia, or only a single central incisor) to moderate (cleft lip or cleft palate) to severe (synophthalmia proboscis or cyclopia)."

    Holoprosencephaly - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    If he has it, he's lucky it isn't worse than a wonky tooth; one of the other symptoms associated with this disorder is micropenis (lol)

    Edit: More from the wiki:

    "Features consistent with familial transmission of the disease (e.g., a single central maxillary incisor) should be carefully assessed in parents and family members."
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  34. MsCabbage Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    I reckon too! :woot:
  35. anonypuss Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    How is miscavige's seaorg love child used to lure tom back into the cult off-topic?
  36. vananon Member

  37. thephotoman Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    So if Tom's shooting blanks (if he's shooting at all), who's Suri's babydaddy?
  38. MsCabbage Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    L.Ron's sperm. Apparently...ewwww
  39. Ten Tigers Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    "The TOOTH??! You can't HANDLE the TOOTH!!!" ba-dum-PSH!
  40. Ten Tigers Member

    Re: Does Isabella Cruise look familiar?

    Unpossible. L.Ron had a bad masturbatory history.

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