DRAMA~~I Was Told To Come To You~~DRAMA (Part 3)

Yep! Also he is definitely not hot! Eeuwww! WTF is wrong with those frustrated extra large ladies who think he is?

It was nothing. We were staying in the same hotel. He checked in before me. When I was checking in, some guy followed me outside and asked me if I wanted to share a room, because the hotel rate was so expensive [it wasn't - 130 dollars]. I actually don't think he was hitting on me, I think he was there for gamlbing and didn't want to pay for the room. But I was so surprised at his question that I just went numb. And that's when I saw Tony coming to get some ice. I pointed at Tony and told this guy to ask him. Tony just looked at him with a kind of "what are you nuts" look and said NO, I DON'T WANT TO SHARE A ROOM and neither does she.

So Orty isn't gay and likes his women big and sassy?

No U... he is so hot. And just 4 the record, you could fit 3 of me on the couch w/ tony for the photo op line had i gone (and assuming he would of let the real me sit in his lap like i would have wanted. )

scrawny lil guys that bounce all over the place, get old after awhile. a real man is one who gives you plenty to hold onto (ahem)

And you aren't an asshole with an extremely small penis?

Ya know, maybe if you got a sense of humor, women would finally start to find you attractive as well.

Da5id put them in the corn field.

Nah, actually he just killed them and sold their organs to support his crystal meth addiction.

Bozuri I don't know why you insist on making a hueg deal out of this. I wasn't there gambling; I was there for the SP party and was just trying to save a few bucks.

You know who I am, dammit!

a former mod

me after killing another former mod

What's goin on smurfy? Have you and big don weho rekindled your love?

Welcome back, Herro. Now go DIAF.

Oh, and go wash that black shit off.

This is pretty much as close to sex as you are ever going to get, so you might as well enjoy it.

That doesn't even make sense. Yet more reason this abortion of a thread belongs over at OCMB.

Nice stems. Wanna fuck?

I can't think of a witty response to "Nice stems. Wanna fuck?"

Suggestions, anyone?

Try "Nobody wants three inches of trollcock."

Don't get sassy, just go with the flow.

Have you been posting at OCMB with your Demented LRH sock?

How about: "Don't get sassy, just go with the flow. Nobody wants three inches of trollcock."

I thought about "No" but it just didn't have the witty flair I was looking for.

Sure, that werx too.

Just go with the flow.

Fixed that for you

If this is true, it's hilarious. If this is not true, it's also hilarious.

omg lol

that's so completely disgusting

although perhaps not to the magickal

your word say no, but your eyes say yes.

I still wanna know why you had your right hand on TO's knee.

Who are you, again?

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

I don't know, really. It just felt right.

The bad stuff always does.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

You never touched my knee like that.... and I really wanted you to. <sad>

^MORON

As if making Arabs incredibly hairy wasn't proof enough.