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express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

Discussion in 'News and Current Events' started by LarryBren, Jun 7, 2010.

  1. LarryBren Member

    express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    Anonymous have you been trying to express yourself in words or song and felt no one could hear you? Do you feel "unacknowledged"? Are you tired of being told to DIAF or to kill yourself just because your artistic expression was not understood by other Anons?

    Well this is your big chance to turn it all around!!

    For just $15, your four minute video of your poetry and song can be entered into a contest where you can win a whole day of professional studio time!!!

    And, don't worry, it is not the "church" of scientology sponsoring this. No sir it's a completely separate corporation known as the "Citizens Commission on Human Rights".

    And the studio also has NOTHING to do with organized scientology. It too is a totally separate corporation doing business as "ClearTrack Productions".

    The fact that it is located in Clearwater, FL does not mean it has anything to do with scientology. Literately thousands of the best studios in the world are located in the growing and thriving business community of Clearwater.

    Here is the text from an email just received announcing the above. Good luck!!!!:


  2. Zak McKracken Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    ack.
  3. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    Some enter this with "Thank You for Listening" played via hand & armpit. Video, of course, is required (here, I mean).
  4. PodPeople Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    hahahaha. Scientologists still have a "crashing Misunderstood" on the word: Donation! CCHR must be really, really hard up. There's been a thread here on this ClearTrak sci studio. Gee, winners get video up on YouTube, wow. I'll take a wild guess and say that vid will be so superb that millions, millions I say, will watch it and go, where do I sign up?! hahahahaha

    Maybe it's just me, but I'm thinking those of us in Florida are a Tad more concerned right now with our idiotic, greedy FL politicians and their oily best buds, BP, than being lobotomized.
  5. anonymous612 Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    brb mask
  6. PodPeople Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    2. A HUGE Block party will be held on Sunday, Sept. 26th, 2010, in Clearwater, Florida. At the party we will have a panel of music professionals who will judge the 10 final videos and decide on the top three.

    And do we not have many music professionals to judge as well? Poonable
    And many a songster and poet, too
  7. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    If anyone actually wants to enter this, PM me for help sharpening up lyrics/poems. (No, that's not an offer. I'm ordering you to do it.)
  8. mirror neuron Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    I just can't wait to see the winners. Austin Fullmer, step aside.
  9. dispart Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    I hope the Stuttgart Org sends some representatives to learn from the contestants. Recently they put an ad in the paper full of horrible rhymes with the goal of finding a 5000 sqm building to rent in the inner city.
  10. OTBT Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    A $15 donation to enter the contest?

    Morons.
  11. LarryBren Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    Oh man would I love it if someone submitted that. If anyone submits something like that and then posts it online for all to see I will reimburse to them their $15 entry fee "DONATION" plus $50 for their troubles. "Thank you for listening" via hand and armpit!! Surely an instant classic!!!!!
  12. Anonymous Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    just VOGUE
  13. Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    Do Limericks count as poetry?
  14. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    You ask if limericks count;
    Of them, you are a fount?
    The answer's "clear":
    If met with a sneer,
    Just give a greater amount (of money to the cult and they'll probably let you get away with it since they're greedy and desperate).




    'kay, the ending needs some work, I guess.
  15. Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!


    Awesome. We should enter a Limerick.
  16. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    BRUCE LEE

    in


    ENTER THE LIMERICK
  17. BusinessBecky Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    Only in anonymous can people talk like that and draw a crowed. LOL
  18. Anonymous Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    Code:
    http://www.ronthepoet.org/poet/lenvoi.htm
  19. the anti Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    $15 entry... I mean donation fee, yeah not worth it

    edit: you know, we can also write a song about how awesome vistaril is
  20. OTBT Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    Have some free poetry by Hubbard. More of Ron's poems at the link:

    Poetry by Ron

  21. Crappy Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    I want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon now.
  22. OTBT Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    L Ron Hubbard can help you with that:

    Poetry by Ron

    Introduction

  23. BusinessBecky Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    omg classic... thats can't be real :eek:
  24. OTBT Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    It's real. Maybe someone can leak a copy of Ron the Poet glossy softcover book, which is where this came from.

    Code:
    http://www.ronthepoet.org/poet/index.htm
    Code:
    http://www.ronthepoet.org/poet/contents.htm
    Code:
    http://www.ronthepoet.org/poet/suicint.htm
  25. OpThetXVI Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    There once was a writer called Ron,
    War hero, adventurer, don,
    Stealing Nordenholz, Freud,
    And black magic he toyed,
    He perfected the CoS con.

    The CoS, so they say,
    Will halt your mental decay,
    It'll give you tone 40
    And make you all sporty
    And great power over every ash tray.

    David Miscavige, the boss,
    Found his church/cult was making a loss,
    of members and money
    And the press found him funny
    which made him exceedingly cross.
  26. Anonymous Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    Reminds me of: Thrown Away - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  27. RightOn Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    wow what a cheery 11 year old!
    trufax? LRH was emo?
  28. subrosa Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    There once was a runt named Miscavaige
    Who's actions bordered on savage
    Tiny fists he did fling
    To his executive wing
    To the cult he ends up 'excess baggage'
  29. Anonymous Member

    Re: express yourself in poetry and song with CCHR!!!

    CCHR poetry?

    There once was an Eastgate kerfluffle
    'cause Jan tried to cover up trouble.
    To cops she did lie
    about what and why
    then Jan disconnected her daughter.

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