Is Marty a Vogon?

Discussion in 'Independent Scientology' started by Caliwog, Mar 13, 2011.

  1. Caliwog Member

    For those who don't care to visit:

    An Ode to L Ron Hubbard

    You said your legacy would be the tech
    but the dictator said otherwise
    and the church began its demise
    and hurt came to those who would object

    You said there was no hidden data line
    but the dictator said he knew better
    and burned all of your policy letters
    and the church went into long term decline

    You said the tech was timeless and free
    but the dictator wanted power and cash
    and made your truth a confusing hash
    and status and greed replaced the state of OT

    You acknowledged the loyalty of your gracious wife
    but the dictator used her as a stepping stone
    and she died forgotten, friendless and alone
    and thus he erased your dear Manuela from your life

    You raised three fine children and one who died too soon
    but the dictator wanted them forgotten too
    and your progeny turned from sunshine to blue
    and the many who loved you wept under a sorrowful moon

    You had faith that your friends would make it come out right
    but the dictator mis-used your treasure to enervate them
    and black dianetics, reverse scientology internecine mayhem
    and with violence did he destroy their willingness to fight

    You said only truth could penetrate thick armor plate
    and though the dictator protested this fact
    it was your ace in the hole that has our back
    and everyday now more are working to reverse your fate

    And alas, it may take time and a perilous struggle
    but we assure you it is too late to reverse our tide
    you’ve got friends to the end of time on your side
    and come hell or high water we’ll emerge from this jungle

    Because we know you were right that the truth shall set us free
    and that is one thing no dictator will ever take away
    it will be your real friends standing at the end of day
    humanity freed, the only proper acknowledgment of thee


    For the record, that's Marty's poetry, not mine!

    Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go change... peed myself.

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  2. subgenius Member

    yer shittin' me
  3. Anonymous Member

    "it was your ace in the hole that has our back"

    He writes poetry iike lrh wrote music.
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  4. Anonymous Member

    From the comments section of Marty's Ode to ElRon.

    Needs more Herro.

  5. Caliwog Member

    Yeah, no shit.

    ML, CW
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  6. Wallenb Member

    Poet Master Marty the Flatulent's rhythmic structure reads more like Azgoth poetry which is slightly worse than that of the Vogons according to the guide.
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  7. Anonymous Member

    all of us

    I had 3rd graders, Marty, who could write circles around your pile of garbage-crap-non-poetic-cultie-puke.

    It choked me up, too, fanboi, only not in a good way.

    You all should be embarrassed, especially by getting sucked into yet another cult.
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  8. LarryBren Member

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  9. Ode to Marty's Ode:

    Plz tell me your shittin' he......

    and me.....

    and thee.....

    for wut we had ta see.......

    caliwog had ta pee..........
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  11. adhocrat Member

    I'll call that and raise a video
    at least I know mine is doggerel
  12. Anonymous Member

    Marty's place is turning into Vogon Poetry Appreciation 101
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  13. tippytoe Member

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  15. Kanonimus Member

    Seeing this actually makes me sad.

    Who writes poetry about something that they don't truly feel/believe? <--- rhetorical question.

    I used to feel that Marty is a lost cause. But I was hoping he would prove me wrong.

    Now I feel that Marty is gone, and he ain't coming back.
  16. puhleez. The only "cause" that Marty ever (and I mean evar) had was himself. There was no cause to lose.
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  17. CarterUSP Member

    Scientology helps creativity and communication...
    This childish, badly written, asinine vomit is proof that scientology doesn't work.
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  18. That is so good, I think a "Road To Freedom" 2.0 is in order

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  19. Kanonimus Member

    Well, I was hoping he would eventually wake the fuck up, or really come clean about all the things he has personal knowledge of, and/or had personal involvement in.

    I'm just saying I once had hope for him, as undeserved as that hope was. Now, it's crystal clear to me his loyalty to LRH is getting stronger with each passing day.

    And the ramifications of that "loyalty" (faith) are also clear...
  20. Sponge Member

    Oh fruggled cuntbuggly
    on a turgid bee

    I messed my MEST
    and drank my O-Tee pee

    Mahty should go stay at Camelot scienohotel. Ted and John would be impressed.

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  21. Caliwog Member

    It's always been this strong, my man.

    One of my blog commenters pointed out something I missed - Marty's poem, like LRH himself, denies the existence of his first 3 children. For fuck's sake, Marty, this stuff's on Wikipedia! Do you really think your followers are that blind?

    Oh wait... they ARE that blind!

    ML, CW
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  22. I wonder if Marty is far enough down the road of Batshit Crazy to set up 24/7 manned telescopes looking for Hubbard's space ship, like the others before him.
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  23. Fixed for you.

    Being cynical of people like Rathbun will keep you out of trouble. The only difference between him out of the Cult and in the Cult is his physical location and being vocal of DM's madness. Everything else is the same.
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  24. Anonymous Member

    I believe you could use Marty's poetry to torture not only Vogons and Azgoths, but even Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings.
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  25. Anonymous Member

    The problem with Scientology cult garbage is it teaches idiots that they "know how to know," therefore, they need not actually study or work at anything. They just "postulate" that they're poets, and their fellow cultists are told not to "invalidate" them. Therefore, nobody lets them know that the godawful garbage poetry they excrete onto paper or the Internet stinks like aged catshit. That Marty continues to exhibit this behavior outside the cult shows how long-lasting the cult brain damage lasts.

    The very idea of actually studying poetry before trying to write it, learning about how to make it fucking scan by using the proper number of metrical feet, or studying what your betters have done in the past, would never even occur to a brain-dead Scientology cultist.

    Enemies of the cult should be grateful for this ingrained stupidity. It guarantees that the cult will largely fail at anything it tries to do, often hilariously. The only thing they'll "learn" from each failure is that somebody is an SP who needs to be RPFed. That will never be the dwarf in charge of it all.
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  26. I served 6 months at Riker's Island for posting this video one time.

    You will not face a similar fate and are hereby granted poetic license to special absolution and immunity due to these special circumstances.

    Otherwise, you could be arrested for posting this LRH composition of audio torture:

    Ohhh "Puzzle, Puzzle, Trouble, Trouble, Arcane, Insane, Spirit Reign" huh? wtf? Christ on a crutch, save us all.

    Fair Warning: Listening to this audio while reading Marty's Ode to LRH may cause spontaneous combustion of one's hair on fire, followed by a screaming jog into the good night.
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  27. Anonymous Member

    Does the cult of scientology teach people that "struggle" rhymes with "jungle"? Because...dayum.
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  28. Gary Moore Member


    Can we please change the TITle of the MR sub-forum to "Spineless Tards' Vomit Inducing Crap/Misc Drama Drama Drama"?

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  29. Anonymous Member

    "Beautiful ode – choked me up."

    yeah, it choked me up too, but in a much different way.
    What an uttery grotesque amount of flowery sputem loaded with delusional crap.
  30. Anonymous Member

    Who is that Manuela?
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  31. Yeah, but whose brain leaped out of their skull out of self-preservation?
  32. Marty's poetry can cure people who suffer from not having peptic ulcers and hemorrhoids. Ahh, I love the taste of bile and gastric juices in the morning.
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  33. Anonymous Member

    His poem was really painful to read
    So this is what happens when
    Delusion and incompetence meet.
    Lafayette Ronald Hubbard was actually a fraud
    And David Miscavige captains the same boat.

    He may well have betrayed him, but that's not surprising
    As on Scientology's dangerous and nonsensical cake
    Betrayal is merely the appropriate icing.
    The structure of rhymes here is a great disaster
    But I hope they will last at least until the day after - - -
    Organized Scientology's end.
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  34. LarryBren Member

    OH MY GOD!!! I had forgotten about that album and I cannot believe I once thought it was so cool and Hubbard's words were so wise.

    This video is a riot. On the one hand it makes me laugh out loud but on the other hand it makes me feel like wearing a bag over my head in embarassment the next time I speak in public as an ex scientologist.

    Still, it's a good laugh. Onwards and upwards.
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  35. LarryBren Member

    Hubbard writes about her in a policy called "The Responsibility of Leaders" where he talks about Simon Bolivar and his woman Manuela who fully supported Simon Bolivar. Marty I think is saying that Mary Sue Hubbard was LRH's "Manuela".
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  36. Caliwog Member

    My haiku:

    Is L. Ron Hubbard.
    Truly mankind's greatest friend
    Or just a con man?

    Sucks the money out of folks
    Back then and right now.

    David Miscavige?
    This evil troll's just doing
    What LRH said.

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  37. veravendetter Member

    Marty, stick to 'pretend fishing' and cunning plans you ball-bag

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  38. LarryBren Member

    Here is a link to an affidavit showing how a then frail and elderly MarySue Hubbard was completely overwhelmned and in effect forced to sign over all her rights to her husband's fortune into the coffers of organized scientology under David Miscavige's control. Some 17 people in full sea org dress including the dwarf plus a lawyer went to get Hubbard's property rights from her after Hubbard's death. She was screamed at, threatened, treated most cruely and completely overwhelmed (see sections 7-10 of the affidavit). It was brutal. But that is how organized scientology got Hubbard's fortune from his widow.

    This is what I think Marty Rathbun was referring to in talking about Miscavige erasing his "dear Manuela". The problem is that apparently Marty was one of the people there at the above noted meeting "handling" MarySue (see section 7). So it seems odd now how he talks of her in positive terms as Hubbard's "Manuela". I think it would be helpful if Marty were to explain this apparent change of heart.
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  39. Anonymous Member

    Marty continues to deny the existence of his own children with Barbara Schwartz. How fucked up is that?
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