http://markrathbun.wordpress.com/2011/03/12/an-ode-to-l-ron-hubbard/ For those who don't care to visit: An Ode to L Ron Hubbard You said your legacy would be the tech but the dictator said otherwise and the church began its demise and hurt came to those who would object You said there was no hidden data line but the dictator said he knew better and burned all of your policy letters and the church went into long term decline You said the tech was timeless and free but the dictator wanted power and cash and made your truth a confusing hash and status and greed replaced the state of OT You acknowledged the loyalty of your gracious wife but the dictator used her as a stepping stone and she died forgotten, friendless and alone and thus he erased your dear Manuela from your life You raised three fine children and one who died too soon but the dictator wanted them forgotten too and your progeny turned from sunshine to blue and the many who loved you wept under a sorrowful moon You had faith that your friends would make it come out right but the dictator mis-used your treasure to enervate them and black dianetics, reverse scientology internecine mayhem and with violence did he destroy their willingness to fight You said only truth could penetrate thick armor plate and though the dictator protested this fact it was your ace in the hole that has our back and everyday now more are working to reverse your fate And alas, it may take time and a perilous struggle but we assure you it is too late to reverse our tide you’ve got friends to the end of time on your side and come hell or high water we’ll emerge from this jungle Because we know you were right that the truth shall set us free and that is one thing no dictator will ever take away it will be your real friends standing at the end of day humanity freed, the only proper acknowledgment of thee --- For the record, that's Marty's poetry, not mine! Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go change... peed myself. ML, Caliwog http://caliwog.wordpress.com
Poet Master Marty the Flatulent's rhythmic structure reads more like Azgoth poetry which is slightly worse than that of the Vogons according to the guide.
all of us I had 3rd graders, Marty, who could write circles around your pile of garbage-crap-non-poetic-cultie-puke. It choked me up, too, fanboi, only not in a good way. You all should be embarrassed, especially by getting sucked into yet another cult.
Ode to Marty's Ode: Plz tell me your shittin' he...... and me..... and thee..... for wut we had ta see....... caliwog had ta pee..........
Seeing this actually makes me sad. Who writes poetry about something that they don't truly feel/believe? <--- rhetorical question. I used to feel that Marty is a lost cause. But I was hoping he would prove me wrong. Now I feel that Marty is gone, and he ain't coming back.
puhleez. The only "cause" that Marty ever (and I mean evar) had was himself. There was no cause to lose.
Scientology helps creativity and communication... This childish, badly written, asinine vomit is proof that scientology doesn't work.
Well, I was hoping he would eventually wake the fuck up, or really come clean about all the things he has personal knowledge of, and/or had personal involvement in. I'm just saying I once had hope for him, as undeserved as that hope was. Now, it's crystal clear to me his loyalty to LRH is getting stronger with each passing day. And the ramifications of that "loyalty" (faith) are also clear...
Oh fruggled cuntbugglyon a turgid bee I messed my MESTand drank my O-Tee pee Mahty should go stay at Camelot scienohotel. Ted and John would be impressed.
It's always been this strong, my man. One of my blog commenters pointed out something I missed - Marty's poem, like LRH himself, denies the existence of his first 3 children. For fuck's sake, Marty, this stuff's on Wikipedia! Do you really think your followers are that blind? Oh wait... they ARE that blind! ML, CW
I wonder if Marty is far enough down the road of Batshit Crazy to set up 24/7 manned telescopes looking for Hubbard's space ship, like the others before him.
Fixed for you. Being cynical of people like Rathbun will keep you out of trouble. The only difference between him out of the Cult and in the Cult is his physical location and being vocal of DM's madness. Everything else is the same.
I believe you could use Marty's poetry to torture not only Vogons and Azgoths, but even Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings.
The problem with Scientology cult garbage is it teaches idiots that they "know how to know," therefore, they need not actually study or work at anything. They just "postulate" that they're poets, and their fellow cultists are told not to "invalidate" them. Therefore, nobody lets them know that the godawful garbage poetry they excrete onto paper or the Internet stinks like aged catshit. That Marty continues to exhibit this behavior outside the cult shows how long-lasting the cult brain damage lasts. The very idea of actually studying poetry before trying to write it, learning about how to make it fucking scan by using the proper number of metrical feet, or studying what your betters have done in the past, would never even occur to a brain-dead Scientology cultist. Enemies of the cult should be grateful for this ingrained stupidity. It guarantees that the cult will largely fail at anything it tries to do, often hilariously. The only thing they'll "learn" from each failure is that somebody is an SP who needs to be RPFed. That will never be the dwarf in charge of it all.
I served 6 months at Riker's Island for posting this video one time. You will not face a similar fate and are hereby granted poetic license to special absolution and immunity due to these special circumstances. Otherwise, you could be arrested for posting this LRH composition of audio torture: Ohhh "Puzzle, Puzzle, Trouble, Trouble, Arcane, Insane, Spirit Reign" huh? wtf? Christ on a crutch, save us all. Fair Warning: Listening to this audio while reading Marty's Ode to LRH may cause spontaneous combustion of one's hair on fire, followed by a screaming jog into the good night.
Mods! Can we please change the TITle of the MR sub-forum to "Spineless Tards' Vomit Inducing Crap/Misc Drama Drama Drama"? Thanks!
"Beautiful ode – choked me up." yeah, it choked me up too, but in a much different way. What an uttery grotesque amount of flowery sputem loaded with delusional crap.
Marty's poetry can cure people who suffer from not having peptic ulcers and hemorrhoids. Ahh, I love the taste of bile and gastric juices in the morning.
His poem was really painful to read So this is what happens when Delusion and incompetence meet. Lafayette Ronald Hubbard was actually a fraud And David Miscavige captains the same boat. He may well have betrayed him, but that's not surprising As on Scientology's dangerous and nonsensical cake Betrayal is merely the appropriate icing. The structure of rhymes here is a great disaster But I hope they will last at least until the day after - - - Organized Scientology's end.
OH MY GOD!!! I had forgotten about that album and I cannot believe I once thought it was so cool and Hubbard's words were so wise. This video is a riot. On the one hand it makes me laugh out loud but on the other hand it makes me feel like wearing a bag over my head in embarassment the next time I speak in public as an ex scientologist. Still, it's a good laugh. Onwards and upwards.
Hubbard writes about her in a policy called "The Responsibility of Leaders" where he talks about Simon Bolivar and his woman Manuela who fully supported Simon Bolivar. Marty I think is saying that Mary Sue Hubbard was LRH's "Manuela".
My haiku: Is L. Ron Hubbard. Truly mankind's greatest friend Or just a con man? Scientology Sucks the money out of folks Back then and right now. David Miscavige? This evil troll's just doing What LRH said. ML, Caliwog
Here is a link to an affidavit showing how a then frail and elderly MarySue Hubbard was completely overwhelmned and in effect forced to sign over all her rights to her husband's fortune into the coffers of organized scientology under David Miscavige's control. Some 17 people in full sea org dress including the dwarf plus a lawyer went to get Hubbard's property rights from her after Hubbard's death. She was screamed at, threatened, treated most cruely and completely overwhelmed (see sections 7-10 of the affidavit). It was brutal. But that is how organized scientology got Hubbard's fortune from his widow. http://lisatrust.bogie.nl/legal/jesse-dec/prince_erlich.pdf This is what I think Marty Rathbun was referring to in talking about Miscavige erasing his "dear Manuela". The problem is that apparently Marty was one of the people there at the above noted meeting "handling" MarySue (see section 7). So it seems odd now how he talks of her in positive terms as Hubbard's "Manuela". I think it would be helpful if Marty were to explain this apparent change of heart.
Marty continues to deny the existence of his own children with Barbara Schwartz. How fucked up is that?
