Kirstie Alley had a Gastric Bypass!

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by eddieVroom, May 8, 2011.

  1. eddieVroom Member

    So says the National Enquirer. I just saw it at the supermarket.
  2. slobeck Member

    lazy poster is lazy. LINKS
  3. eddieVroom Member

  4. RightOn Member

    being that the story is on the National Enquirer
    I wouldn't believe.
    I do hope it is true, because that would shoot her business straight urther down the fail trail
    But I don't see how she could have had this done. She has been on DWTS for weeks and I don't see how she could have got this surgery and done all that dancin'. Then again, I really do not know the details about exercise and dancing for hours on end after you get this type of procedure done.
  5. eddieVroom Member

    Unlikely as it seems, the National Enquirer pwned the "real media" during the O. J. Simpson trial, and have proven to be credible investigative journalists since.
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  6. RightOn Member

    I am not finding this cover?
  7. Anonymous Member

    your hilarious... i lied
  8. eddieVroom Member

    The "subscribe" banner is partially covering it.
  9. still not finding anything on krusty... maybe i haz teh stupids?
  10. RightOn Member

    Although there is report thats she fell down from not eating, LOL!
    is this part of her "diet"? lol:

    "She revealed what has been happening on Twitter.

    “Ok…I fell down three times today dancing..Once off the stage like Lady GaGa!!! But then….There was that beautiful Tango…Ahhhhhhhh (sic) Problem was I forgot to eat today…Got so into the Tango I just forgot..Blood sugar dropped and so Did I…Lol.”

    So what is the next story gonna be? Kirstie is starving herself? That will certianly make you lose weight, but not her crap diet stuff.
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  11. Anonymous Member

    Oh dear.

    Either Krusty Alley is literally pulling it in, or the National Enquirer is pulling the piss.

    But, once again, it does show the laughable nature of $cientology if we can use it to educate people.

    So let's have a link, to a comments page, and we can harpoon that sucker until Louanne considers R2-45.
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  12. Anonymous Member

    stop polluting this thread with your regurjitated crap, we can read
  13. pish.... its a tiny little picture on the right hand side one third of the was towards the middle.
    you cant even read what it says, but i recognize those fat tree trunk of legs anywhere
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  14. Anonymous Member


    i like cockerel

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  15. please stop samefagging. It's not cute.
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  16. Anonymous Member

    how did u no :?
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  17. <--- see where it says moderator?

    Also you stick out like a sore thumb.
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  18. Miranda Member

    Also, knock it off with the stupid trolls, please.
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  19. LOL. The stupid burns bright in this one.
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  20. Anonymous Member

    Unsubstantiated gossip from January:

    BlindGossip – This award-winning actress has done lots of film and television. Her focus right now, however, is on her weight (which is higher than it was at her career peak). She wants to get back into the spotlight so badly that she is finally circling the dreaded gastric bypass surgery. There’s an interesting twist to this plan. She is talking about having the surgery and recovery filmed for a reality show. Barring any surprises, this should happen within the next year.
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  21. If she underwent Lapband surgery, the recovery time would have been measured in weeks, not months, as opposed to a gastric bypass. Also, since she is an ex-celebrity, it would not be difficult at all to find someone who can make something to cover the stoma from the Lapband and provide makeup to hide the scars, as small as they would be.
  22. RightOn Member

    aah ok. well I guess it's possible that she did get it done.
    Good for her health
    but not for Organic Liasons lol
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  23. Anonymous Member

    Yeah, I just saw that cover in the check out lane at the grocery store just now.
    I think it's pretty plausible that she got it done before the show in hopes of crediting the dancing for any noticeable weight loss that resulted.

    Meh. I guess I've always looked down on the surgery route for weight loss a little bit, but I guess I'm just bitter cuz I had to go about losing 60lbs. the old-fashioned hard way with diet and exercise. But then, I suppose it really doesn't matter how you go about it if it is for the benefit of your health.

    But if that bitch goes and tries to credit the cult or that Organic Liasons bullshit for it, then yes, I will be mad.
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  24. Is this a good time to bring up "Member since" Argument?
  25. subgenius Member

    Let's recap shall we:
    $cientology didn't work. Isn't that supposed to help with stuff?
    Organic Liaisons didn't work. (Paging the fraud unit)
    Dancing didn't work.
    Gastric surgery.
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  26. Anonymous Member

    Maybe gastric surgery is a prerequisite for OT IX.
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  27. Smurf Member

    Krustie is following the same yo-yo weight loss pattern of many overweight people. The hardest part of losing weight is not the getting the weight off but the keeping it off. So far, she hasn't achieved a permanent healthy weight. And if she doesn't change her lifestyle & eating habits, a season of DWTS, gallons of OL herbal drinks, and bypass surgery is not going to help her.

    Alot of people that have had lap band & gastric bypass surgeries have gained the weight back.
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  28. BrakTalk Member

    Who cares? The gastric bypass is't going to change a thing. She's not fat, Scientology has made her so full of SHIT that she just LOOKS fat. It's all the shit she's filled with. Brak out.
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  29. Anonymous Member

    If you're going to use your clever troll-powers to insult Right On,
    you'd best bone up on study tech, because I fear you have a m/u word.
  30. subgenius Member

    if its not this it will be something else....she has with $cientology's help, painted herself into a corner (aka hoisted herself upon her own petard)
    she's stuck in an electronic incident lol
    i believe she will be the first celebrity $cilon to publicly melt down
    legally as in organic fraudulon
    or otherwise
    bet you a nickel
  31. Anonymous Member

    I'll take you up on that bet.

    And "triple-your-money" if it comes before X-Day.
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  32. subgenius Member

    there is something about this post that i like
    she is not fat she just looks fat
    shed the $cielontogifuckifology
    you won't look so fucking fat
    and other things
  33. subgenius Member

    i think i can scrape up 15 cents
    and thanks for paying attention
  34. subgenius Member

    definitely carotid bypass surgery
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  35. Anonymous Member

    I've known a couple of people who have had just that happen to them. What galls me is the fact they knew they were going to face serious medical problems if they gained the weight back, yet they were nonchalant about it.
  36. RightOn Member

    I also heard that some people who had lap band surgery eat large amounts of melted icecream and milkshakes to cheat
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  37. RightOn Member

    you know I have been thinkling about this.
    It does look like the weight is really starting to fall off Krusty.
    Now I know that not eating and dancing as much as she has can make you shed pounds. But dont' forget she is 60 years old and weight comes off older women very slugglishy.
    Her weight since she started with DWS has contined to fall at a pretty rapid rate.
    How many weeks has she been dancing with DWS now? A weight drop like hers can take pretty long at her age.
    I think it is possible she did get a procedure done.

    Please let it be true. Because it will surely put a monkey wrench into her business IMO if word gets out.
    Think of all the people who have been struggling to lose weight and drinking her snake oil only to find out that the owner had a procedure done? hmmmm I detect major win here if it is true.

    ANNNND it also shows COS doesn't work.
    And she would have had to go under before she went under the knife.... any COS contradictions there? I thought going under was only for emergency medical situations? Or is that belief only for non tinsel town scilons?
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  38. Anonymous Member

    Plausible? Ho ho ho...not if there's yet another reality show to be flogged to A&E. We've had Fat Actress and Kirstie's Big Life inflicted on us because somebody somewhere was convinced people want to watch the whiny chick from Cheers lose weight.

    I'm betting on a hideous 'Kirstie's Big Lap Band' program coming up. I've never seen anyone die from liposuction, but it looks like a pretty savage procedure. Will they throw in free lipo with every lap band? I reckon I could watch them mercilessly jab fat out of her quivering bulk and watch it collect disgustingly in a jar. As long as it's Kirstie. She's so special.
  39. Just so you know, I'm a huge fan of recycling.

  40. RightOn Member

    I think "Kirstie Alley's Soapy Butt Bars" would sell better than her Organic Liason crap
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