Launch Kirstie Alley Into Space

Discussion in 'Flash Raids' started by DamOTclese, Oct 12, 2013.

  1. DamOTclese Member

    Launch Kirstie Alley Into Space

    We the undersigned citizens of Teegeeack do hereby DEMAND that the Russian government utilize their Energia heavy lift booster to launch Scientology spokesperson Kirstie Alley in to space and to direct her invisible-murdered-space-alien-fragment-infested body toward the general direction of the Sun least her "Body Thetans" threaten to infect us all!

    We of Teegeeack have had just about enough of her Scientology nonsense, and we DEMAND that SOMEBODY put a stop to it!

    -- Xenu, Marcabian Fifth Invasion Force, Occupational Governor High Command
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  2. Anonymous Member

    Fifty signatures are needed. Thirty four have signed and so the Petition is only short of 16!

    Do eet faggots!
  3. Anonymous Member

    Sheeeet, you'd need quite a heavy launch vehicle! Even if you hacked a new Saturn V together, it's gonna groan!
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  5. FreakE420 Member


    The things I have to see when searching for photo to do a shoop sometimes is horrible,,I mean horrible. Just sayin.
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  6. Anonymous Member

    Something to soothe...

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  7. Anonymous Member

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  8. FreakE420 Member

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  9. Anonymous Member

    NEED 1 MORE !!!!!
  10. Anonymous Member

    Burp!, I mean Dump! ,I mean Bamp!,,,I mean BUMP!
  11. Anonymous Member

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS A BAD IDEA!!!!! that "woman"/female hut is tooo fat. Her mass and density would cause a huge strain on the solar system because of the gravity she would emit. She has too many body theatans. Then there is the price of fuel just to get the fat bitch into orbit.....
  12. anonamus Member

    Escape velocity is approx. 6.96 miles per second -but that is without Kirstie on board.
    Multiply with pi to get the speed needed when she is put into the equation..
  13. tinfoilhatter Member

    Which PI? edible pi or fat circumference pi? because technically she is filled with both....
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  14. anonamus Member

    3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201 065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775 283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319 255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767 837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752 162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796 782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995 690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807 426542527862551818417574672890977772793800081647060016145249192173217214772350 141441973568548161361157352552133475741849468438523323907394143334547762416862 518983569485562099219222184272550254256887671790494601653466804988627232791786 085784383827967976681454100953883786360950680064225125205117392984896084128488 626945604241965285022210661186306744278622039194945047123713786960956364371917 287467764657573962413890865832645995813390478027590099465764078951269468398352 595709825822620522489407726719478268482601476990902640136394437455305068203496 252451749399651431429809190659250937221696461515709858387410597885959772975498 930161753928468138268683868942774155991855925245953959431049972524680845987273 644695848653836736222626099124608051243884390451244136549762780797715691435997 700129616089441694868555848406353422072225828488648158456028506016842739452267 467678895252138522549954666727823986456596116354886230577456498035593634568174 324112515076069479451096596094025228879710893145669136867228748940560101503308 617928680920874760917824938589009714909675985261365549781893129784821682998948 722658804857564014270477555132379641451523746234364542858444795265867821051141 354735739523113427166102135969536231442952484937187110145765403590279934403742 007310578539062198387447808478489683321445713868751943506430218453191048481005 370614680674919278191197939952061419663428754440643745123718192179998391015919 561814675142691239748940907186494231961567945208095146550225231603881930142093 762137855956638937787083039069792077346722182562599661501421503068038447734549 202605414665925201497442850732518666002132434088190710486331734649651453905796
    Und so weiter...
  15. tinfoilhatter Member


    Good try, but krusties soooooooooo fat, that you would need a fatter pi to properly do the math on getting her to orbit. She has tooo many body thetans in that tub of lard. I shudder to think what depraved depths she would go through to get another Klondike bar.... and what she may have already done.
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  16. CarterUSP Member

    We're going about this all wrong. Her mass is jst too high.
    It would be simpler to petition for the Earth to be launched off Kirstie Alley.
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  17. Anonymous Member

    But think of the those wonderful eclipse events!
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  19. tinfoilhatter Member

    My GOD!!! She looks exactly like the Travolta alien form battlefield earth! Could the disease be..... BODY THETANS!!!!!
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    I hope astronaut Buzz Aldrin is there for her space launch like he was for her now failed store:


    Is Buzz a Scientologist:

    "Scientologist and former astronaut, Buzz Aldridge and the woman he must of left his wife for."

    Since this ^site got his last name wrong.........

    The Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre 41st Anniversary Gala 41st Anniversary/AVDeXXnMO8R/Buzz Aldrin
  22. tinfoilhatter Member

    SEEE!!!!!! THIS IS WHY YOU WASH THE CANS AFTER EVERY AUDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    filthy scilons..... Now there is an epidemic of body theatons and the cdc is closed because of government shut down. The whole world is doomed. If only xenu were here to save us. He would know what to do.
  23. Anonymous Member

    220 pounds? Awww, nice of the Enquirer to downplay the actual value like that. Maybe that will help her postulate her weight down to 220.

    Or more likely she'll use that to postulate that she already has. Moar cupcakes please!!

    Ok Enquirer, I see what you did there.
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  25. Anonymous Member

    Right now, recovering from an injury I'm hovering between 200 and 220. I got nearly to 220 and felt I couldn't move. I can't see how Kirsty can stand that fat weighing her down and even making wiping difficult, it is really scary and I hit a wall at one point that said' no more' and I am not nearly as fat as her ass (I'm guessing she's between 230 and 275 IRL, no wai is she a mere 220).

    I've put myself on a strict' beer and salad' diet which is helping and can't wait to have my knee heal up so I can get some fucking aerobic exercise and get back to my regular, somewhat lower weight and my normal but not outrageous eating habits. It's really not that hard, Kirstie, just cut out the ice cream sessions in front of the TV with the lemurs and get off your pink frilly couch. And stop acting like you're still a sexy star plox. It's embarrassing. You had a good run, thanks to a fortune in cocaine, but it's over. Unless you can't retire because scientology took all your money after the coke dealer did his damage...
  26. MIB

    Picket flash raid 101 // Questions email -

    Please "Flash Picket" at 12:00(noon) or 6pm-7pm M-S
    1308 L Ron Hubbard way, CA 90029

    These are the times when the victims go outside for a minute.

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    Medical? / Social Security? (Sea Org)

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    What happened to Alexander Jentzsch?
    Who killed Kyle Brennan in Clearwater?
    I didn't join Scientology to stop Freedom of Speech (this makes them think about why they joined)
    Idle Orgs, buying Real Estate for David Miscavige. Where is a Clear, where is an OT?
    Find out both sides, and decide for yourself - Youtube Scientology - Google Scientology
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    Scientology Pro Abortion / Anit-Gay / and fights Freedom of speech.
    Calls in bomb-threats to this day. Has been for 40 years.
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    Block ingress or egress of parishioners or staff.
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    Best Practices:
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