Scientology Internal Docs Says OSA is Going to 'Handle' the Village Voice

Discussion in 'Media' started by Sponge, Aug 31, 2011.

  1. Sponge Member

    A Scientology Internal Document Says its 'Office of Special Affairs' is Going to 'Handle' the Village Voice

    (there is a little "+" button for the radio segment audio)




    edit: Here's a plain text copy of that plus a key to some of the cult terms used,
    for you to post in news article comment boxes where OSA volunteers are doing their stuff.....


    27 Aug 2011

    Would you be willing to write a letter to a DJ at the Buzz 96.5 regarding a recent show he had on the air? The show was on 3 August. He interviewed the Editor of the Village Voice who was once the Editor of the Pitch. His name is Tony Ortega. The Village Voice is a "newspaper" in NYC. 90% of the paper is filled with personal ads of an aberated sexual content and the other 9% is aberated entertainment ads and the rest is articles.

    OSA Int is handling that Editor. So we don't need to do anything with him. However if you are willing to write a letter please write and complain about the show on Scn aired on 3 Aug. Lazlo disrespects all religions. He isn't singling out Scientology but he did interview this Editor over the phone and that guy said things that were not true about celebrities, the cost and our disconnection policy.

    Your letter should say something along the lines of how long you have been involved with Scn. The fact that Tony Ortega made statements that were false and the volume of lectures and books LRH has written about Scn. And how Ortega dint[sic] mention anything in those writings and hasn't read or listened to them. How they are in major public library all over in the United States and the world and how none of that was mentioned in the interview. Can talk about the good works we do (Drug Rehab, Literacy etc)

    Should say something along the about respecting peoples religious beliefs and freedom of speech does not give one the right to tell lies.

    7000 Squibb Road
    Mission Ks. 66202

    Dave Alpert
    General Manager same address

    Thank you

    [handwritten] Do not listen to show as its weird and has squirrel stuff on it

    Terms used....
    Scn = Scientology
    OSA Int = Office of Special Affairs hq
    LRH = L.Ron Hubbard
    Squirrel = a person who alters or misrepresents the scientology technology.
    Disconnection Policy = whereby scientologists are made to disconnect from those friends and family who are antagonistic towards scientology.
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  2. Footbullet after footbullet after footbullet.....
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  3. Miranda Member

    Hilarious. They must be seriously understaffed and sleep-deprived at this point.
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  4. Sponge Member

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  5. Tangerine Member

    News before it happens! I love it.
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  6. Triumph Member

    Mimsy! what'd ya do with that letter I wrote
    Duh..I dun know?..
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  7. Anonymous Member

    "Squibb Road" LOLOLOLOL literally laughing my ass off here now...


    This cult has to be the funniest thing I've ever witnessed.
    They must be hypnotised to come up with this pure comedy gold... and it's funnier because they don't even know it!! LAWL!!
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  8. As most people on this forum know; this is pretty typical of Scientology. Wonderful piece of evidence though.
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  9. Anonymous Member

    A timeless classic!
  10. Sponge Member

    I know, me too, LOL. The icing on the caek would have been if it was 9001 Squibb Rd. but its funny enough.

    I think I'll type a plaintext copy of that dox to post in comment boxes on new article websites. The last time this happened when an OSA/staff/volunteer directive was leaked and thrown back in their faces it seemed to shut those fuckers up fast.

    I think they've overstretched themselves somewhat.

    OSA go go go!!!!1111!!....
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  11. Anonymous Member

    Excellent work. Love it when they prove to the world how the tech DOESN'T work.
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  12. Sponge Member

    added plain text copy of the footbullet dox to OP
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  13. Considering they couldn't spell check this request,I'd tell them to go blow! It makes me giggle to think of these inept morons requesting additional inept morons to write letters about a show they shouldn't even listen to. Bwahaha!
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  14. Sponge Member

    They dun goofed, dint they?

    Also, do not touch the SPs as they are weird and have poo on them.
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  15. Anonymous Member

    Wow, 1% of the Village Voice is articles?
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  16. Anonymous Member

    That's the study tech for you.
  17. Anonymous Member

    Well, I for one welcome this announced Scilon footbullet,

    It will read like a manifesto against all things 99% that any human being would be guilty of: overgrown plants, anal sex, smoking weed, bad music, things NSFW, something funny, an innocuous google search you'd rather not have to explain, too much carbs... all in the name of ethical righteous indignation, of course.
  18. AnonLover Member

    Keep in mind, we didnt get to see the actual letter written to the station manager (as explained in the radio spot)

    we're only seeing the internal documentation instructing how to write the letter... that was accidentally'd inside the pamphlet that was included with the actual letter.
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  19. DeathHamster Member

    Scientology: Expect us (to fuck up)!
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  20. Anonymous Member


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  21. LarryBren Member

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  22. subgenius Member

    Very nice.
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  23. subgenius Member

    O no they dint.
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  24. subgenius Member

    And the rest prepositions, verbs, nouns, conjunctions, adjectives and adverbs.
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  25. Anonymous Member

    FWIW, I know Afentra, Lazlos (the DJ that the letter is about here in KC) wife. She doesn't know that I'm Anonymous but I'll see if there's any way I can wingle wangle some details, or maybe dox, out of them. They'll probably be pretty jazzed to help out Anonymous...
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  26. Anonymous Member

    1. Stop making fun of Squibb Road. It's a real road, with real people - people who have real feelings. ;)
    2. The Pitch is awesome, as is Tony Ortega. Scilons used to advertise on the back page of The Pitch, next to ads for penis enlargement cocktails, ambulance-chasing lawyers, and other aberrations. That's until The Pitch started writing anti-Scientology articles and blogs.
    4. Oh, hai, Maggie Kittinger, you little executive director, you. Someone happens to have a meeting with the feds tomorrow, so will be hand-delivering this piece of fair-game fail to them.
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  27. Anonymous Member

    I'll cruise by there and get a picture of Squibb Road tomorrow.
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  28. Scilons are clearly not well educated in grammar. Perhaps the mind control they administer renders the part of the brain that learns proper grammar and spelling completely unable to function. "How they are in major public library all over the world"

    Unless I was made unaware of the fact that there is only ONE major LIBRARY all over the world,I would assume the plural version would be libraries. I am just a wog and not the most ethical person on the planet so *maybe* I am wrong ;-)

    Scientology works and it helps people. It just doesn't help with spelling or grammar!
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  29. Anonymous Member

    why? It's only the offices for the radio station (KRBZ The Buzz 96.5)
  30. DeathHamster Member

  31. Anonymous Member

    "Do not listen to show as its weird and has squirrel stuff on it"

    I nominate this quotation for the serious consideration of the meme generation committee.

    I just love the protective/paranoid/prissy/politically correct/scared tone of it, and the unintended suggestion that literal squirrel shit is being referred to.

    Also, scientologists rejecting something for being "weird" is like weird cubed. The whole quote is like another version of "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain".
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  32. Sponge Member

    Squirrel Stuff?
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  33. grebe Member

    OMG, I am weird and have squirrel stuff on me too!
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  34. Sponge Member

    zomfg, what are we going to do? What with all these intergalatic body raisins infesting out puny meat bodies too.
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  35. RightOn Member

    "Do not listen to show as its weird and has squirrel stuff on it"

    I am surprised they didn't say the show was icky. lol
    at this point in the game, it is just one big long moron parade
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  36. grebe Member

    Criticizing Scientology without reading enough Hubbard is bad. But criticizing a radio show you haven't actually listened to is good?
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  37. incog712 Member

    It's like dredging up some weird 25th anniversary edition of Don Novello's "The Lazlo Letters" but with all of the crazy limited just to scientology alone. I hope this one gets published too!
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  38. DeathHamster Member

    It would sound better if they used archaic language instead of Hubbardspeak.

    And verily listeneth not to the show, for it is weird and hath squirrel stuff on it!
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  39. Smurf Member

    The letter was written by Maggie Kittinger, the ED of the Kansas City Org. Maggie is married to Jeffrey C. Kittinger, who owns Equitable Construction. (** the company address listed is actually their home in Overland Park, a 12-mile drive from the KC Org).
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  40. incog712 Member

    "Oft-times thou feelest like unto a nut."
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