Emergency Medical Hologram: Please state the nature of the medical emergency. Dr. Beverly Crusher: Twenty Borg are about to break through that door. We need time to get out of here! Create a diversion! Emergency Medical Hologram: This isn't part of my program! I'm a doctor, not a doorstop. Dr. Beverly Crusher: Well, do a dance! Tell a story! I don't care! Just give us a few seconds! [the Borg break in as Crusher and her people escape through an airduct] Emergency Medical Hologram: Ahem, according to Starfleet medical research... Borg implants can cause severe skin irritations. Perhaps you'd like an analgesic cream?