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  1. pooks Member

    Re: Sea Org Recruitment poster

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    If you are interested in joining the Sea Org, or to find out if you qualify, contact Mary Jane Graf at (323) 888-6200 or mjgraf@bridgepub.com.
  2. Anonymous Member

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    HOLY SHIT !!!!!
    ISN'T THAT JOHN TRAVOLTA ??????? !!!!!!!
  3. Anonymous Member

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    Looks like a very thin John Travolta.
  4. Anonymous Member

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    Poon this muthafukka to all relevant media!!!
  5. Anonymous Member

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    Are you all insane?
  6. Anonymous Member

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    It is Travolta.
  7. COB Member

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    I'm pretty sure that isn't John Travolta. The chin is all wrong.
  8. pooks Member

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    I had to do a double take when I first looked at it.

    I don't think it's Ravolta, but I think it's shooped to look like him.
  9. Re: Sea Org Recruitment poster

    That looks nothing like Travolta.
  10. Anonymous Member

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  11. dwest Member

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    Agree. I think its a wanna-be Ravolta. Never mind that he's not SO or anything. that never stopped the Co$ from using his image.
  12. pooks Member

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    This is the real thing. I'm not making this shit up.





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  13. DeathHamster Member

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    Didn't they steal the cupped hands and grain from an Oxfam poster? (And WTF!?!, since when has the Sea Org rewarded the downstat with food?)

    Want: Quotes from Hubbard saying equally nice things about the Guardian Office. (Probably expunged from later texts.)
  14. JohnnyRUClear Member

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    Wow... they're down to just throwing random images together and hitting "save"?
  15. _You_ Member

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    I'm glad Scientology is concerned about militant Palestinian babies. I wonder what they're going to do about that.
  16. Anon99 Member

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    What does it take to "qualify"- a pulse?
  17. _You_ Member

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    That's what you get for lunch.
  18. WTF Member

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    I am. I think the gal that used to be in the upper left corner got RPFd, so I did a little repurposing...

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  19. _You_ Member

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    "The job that we do do..."
    What does this mean? They are shitting on the world?
    Also, I'm pretty sure "successful" only has one "L".
    So much for study tech, LRH dictionaries, and high IQ's in Scientology. I'm sure this was approved by their most senior and most intelligent scilon.
  20. pooks Member

    Re: Sea Org Recruitment poster

    From: "ASHOD" <ashodnews@earthlink.net>
    To: "ASHOD" <ashodnews@earthlink.net>
    Sent: Tuesday, December 29,
    Subject: From Sabrina Nelson





    December 29, 2009

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    Dear Friend,



    Here are some more words from LRH to give you reality on part of the purpose of the Sea Org:



    “It is very easy for a staff member and even an Ethics Officer to completely misunderstand ethics and its functions. In a society run by SPs and controlled by incompetent police, the citizen almost engramically identifies any justice action or symbol with oppression.



    “Yet in the absence of true ethics no one can live with others and stats go down inevitably. So a justice function must exist to protect producers and decent people.



    “To give you an example, when a little boy this life, the neighborhood a block around and the road from home to school were unusable. A bully about five years older than I named Leon Brown exerted a very bad influence over other children. With extortion by violence and blackmail and with corruption, he made the area very dangerous. The road to school was blocked by the five O’Connell kids, ranging from seven to fifteen who stopped and beat up any smaller child. One couldn’t go to school safely and was hounded by the truant officer, a hulking brute complete with star, if one didn’t go to school.



    “When I was about six, I got very tired of a bloody nose and spankings because my clothes were torn and avidly learned ‘lumberjack fighting,’ a crude form of judo, from my grandfather.



    “With this ‘superior tech’ under my belt, I searched out and found alone the youngest O’Connell kid, a year older than I, and pulverized him. Then I found alone and took on the next in size and pulverized him. After that the O’Connell kids, all five, fled each time I showed up and the road to school was open and I convoyed other little kids so it was safe.



    “Then one day I got up on a nine-foot-high board fence and waited until the twelve-year-old bully passed by and leaped off on him boots and all, and after the dust settled that neighborhood was safe for every kid in it.

    ___



    “So things do not run right because one is holy or good. Things run right because one makes them run right.



    “Justice is a necessary action to any successful society. Without it the brute attacks the weak, the decent and the productive.



    L. Ron Hubbard,

    HCO PL, Ethics, the Design of



    ARC,

    Sabrina Nelson
    Sea Org Recruiter ASHO Day



    For more information on the Sea Organization, contact me,

    Sabrina Nelson at: (626) 644-4494
  21. Shinythings Member

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    [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGax9i8k2_U&feature=related"]YouTube- Do Do Do De Da Da Da[/nomedia]
  22. Smurf Member

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    If I saw a poster with 2 Sea Org guys in a lip-locked embrace, and was drunk on my ass, and horny, I just might sign up.
  23. Ramona Member

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    Smurf, is this close enough?

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  24. _You_ Member

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    Sounds like a bad porno.
  25. RightOn Member

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    &quot;When you add all this up the Sea Org has evolved itself into a very successful activity&quot;


    WAT? since when is being a Scientology slave a successful activity?
  26. ObamAnon Member

    Re: Sea Org Recruitment poster

    Suggested theme for SD Anon's New Years Day Raid:

    Many are called.... because they were out drinking the night before, and forgot about the raid!
  27. _You_ Member

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    I think Sabrina is giving the order to the Sea Orges to kill Co$ protesters. I think this should be sent to the press. OMG!!! RUN!!!
  28. DeathHamster Member

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    It's successful for Scientology.
  29. RightOn Member

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    tru fax
  30. JohnnyRUClear Member

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    LOOKS like a bad porno MOAR.

    Scientologists: deciding to take L. Ron Hubbard seriously since just after he decided to seriously take them.
  31. _You_ Member

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    "Bring me another cabin boy... this ones full." - L Ron Hubbard.
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  32. pooks Member

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    From:
    To:
    Sent: Wednesday, January 6, 2010
    Subject: Looking for a dedicated team?



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  33. Marty Rugburn Member

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    Join the Sea Org and wear cool, pseudo Navy Uniforms designed by the lunatic who bought an old cattle ship, formed his own Navy to sail the seas cause he was in legal troubles in so many countries and was a fuckup in the real Navy.

    Oh yeah, I forgot the rice and beans and 16 hour days.
  34. Re: Sea Org Recruitment poster

    &quot;Ethics bait&quot; I know what it means, but I can't help but see it as some kind of code-word for twink.


    Related:

    [ame=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw&quot;]YouTube- In the Navy[/ame]

    Fun fact: USS Reasoner (FF-1063), the Knox class frigate in this video, was decommishioned, later leased and eventualy sold to the Turkish navy, who was recommissioned her as the Kocatepe. mmmmm... buggery...
  35. pooks Member

  36. pooks Member

    Re: Sea Org Recruitment poster

    From: ASHOFNEWS &lt;ashofnews@earthlink.net&gt;
    Subject: 10,000 Leaders
    To: &quot;ASHOFNEWS&quot; &lt;ashofnews@earthlink.net&gt;
    Date: Sunday, February 14, 2010

    [SIZE=&quot;4&quot;]10,000 Leaders



    Hello,

    Here is a quote from LRH from the Philadelphia Doctorate Course, that I thought you might like:



    “A survey of all this demonstrated that at any one time on Earth there were not more than about 10,000 people of a caliber that was sufficient to do a little steering or leading. And it wasn’t a very high IQ and it doesn’t flatter you very much…There’s only about 10,000 of them, really. And below that level you have something in the neighborhood of about 100,000 or 150,000, 200,000 people who have a competence of assimilation. That’s about all.

    “You can count then on those people directing others or leading them.” – LRH

    If you feel like you are one of these people, then you should apply for the Sea Organization. Contact Stephen Levine by return e-mail, or calling 323-834-5129, for more information or to find out if you qualify. [/SIZE]

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  37. DeathHamster Member

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    Hey, Hubbard got in the ballpark for the people who could be assimilated by Scientology. (100,000-200,000)

    I'd ask Hubbard for DOX or GTFO on his "survey", but he already did GTFO.
  38. SeenTheLight Member

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  39. OTBT Member

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    &quot;Volunteer&quot; as a Sea Org Member?

    http://forums.whyweprotest.net/249-goldbase/sea-org-legally-binding-employment-contract-42348/

  40. the anti Member

    Re: Sea Org Recruitment poster

    wait, what happened 75 million year ago?

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