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  1. Smurf Member

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    Adam and Eve were naughty and pissed off God who gave them a pet snake named Satan.
  2. DeathHamster Member

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    A great big steaming #2 incident.
  3. BusinessBecky Member

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    And he took the last moments he had in office to really "goof the floof."
  4. Anonymous Member

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    Well spotted. Another classic cult footbullet.

    Anyways, messengers don't even get to give the 'Commodore' sponge-baths nowadays, so why would anybody want to be a Sea Ogre?
  5. ryangiggs Member

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    That pic of Hubbard on p6 creeped me out big time.
    He's giving off some kind of wanton/sick vibe about him.

    Ewwww.
    Stay away kids.
  6. RightOn Member

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    "The only religion that gives the answers to what mankind so desperately needs"


    wow spread this one far and wide lol
  7. OTBT Member

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    OH, OOHH , < raising hand > I know, the answer is Ideal Orgs, isn't it
  8. pooks Member

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    From: "ASHOD" <ashodnews@earthlink.net>
    To: "ASHOD" <ashodnews@earthlink.net>
    Sent: Wednesday, February 17
    Subject: From Sabrina Nelson




    February 17, 2010




    Dear Friend,



    Someone recently asked me why the Sea Org was formed. Here is what LRH says in Flag Order 137:



    “In 1966 I made the actual test of what I could accomplish alone (much as any OT) in the wog world. I won the affection of the people of an entire small country and changed it. But a small determined clique of our SP friends made sure I lost. True, as they are locally and internationally unpopular, that they made me go opens all doors to us there when they are overthrown, as they will be, merely on the rationale that if they opposed us then we are all right.



    “But this adventure showed several things to be true. An unsupported OT without OT organization around him can lose ground. Holding a fixed position in a nation invites trouble. Cost to me, to do this, in terms of cash, was greater in less than five months than the whole Sea Organization in nearly a year. Even in full success, without organization, I would have done less good than a similar period with organization. There was no personal case gain in it.



    “I am a great one for pioneering alone to find ‘holes in the fence.’ Well, that’s what I did in 1966. And I concluded several things. First was that on an international basis one has to get in ethics before he gets in tech. Second was that OTs did better amongst OTs. Third, that OTs were most valuable as a disciplined organized group. Fourth, that one could not, with such power, hold a fixed position without losing ground. Fifth, that we grow stronger as we continue to remain ‘Fabian.’ Sixth, that the sea is the best area on which to be Fabian on this planet. Seventh, that we had to learn to work together as OTs before we could take in further territory. Eighth, that we could do our job best if we all grew more accustomed to handling MEST. Ninth, that the Sea Organization as it is developing is our best personal and international answer.



    So, the Sea Organization is composed of people who alone would excite great admiration but who together, well organized, can actually get the job done.

    L. Ron Hubbard

    Flag Order 137



    Ml,
    Sabrina Nelson
    Sea Org Recruiter ASHO Day



    For more information on the Sea Organization, contact

    Sabrina Nelson: (626) 644-4494

    E-mail: asho@scientology.net
  9. DeathHamster Member

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    I guess that's why they're claiming to be such good friends with Robert Mugabe, strongman of Zimbabwe.
  10. pooks Member

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    March 1, 2010




    Hi there,



    A public was inquiring to me about the Sea Org and asked me what I gained from joining. It reminded me of this quote from LRH:



    “The pay is communication, sensation, ARC, understanding, cooperative endeavor, enthusiasm over goals, activity; the feeling one is going someplace and doing something. These are the only payments that can be made to anyone for living. There are some things that try to substitute for them: mink coats, Cadillacs, and big bank accounts. Person says, ‘Well, if I could just make a couple of million, then I would’ve been paid for it.’ Well, you and I know the answer to that. We see some of these fellows that slaved through it for 20-25-30 years, let everything go by the boards but that first couple of million, or something like that, and there they sit in the preclear’s chair with ulcers. They were paid, apparently; they were apparently paid; paid in cash-but they weren’t paid in communication, sensation, understanding, feeling of a job well done, ARC. These payments they didn’t get, and it made them sick! So there is something real about living, and that something real is life. Not MEST, although MEST is a good substitute for reality.



    “Now, the funny part of it is, that if you can get paid in the commodities which I have just mentioned, you usually get paid in cash, too; and there’s certainly nothing wrong in having a few hogsheads* full of cash.”



    L. Ron Hubbard

    Ability Congress

    Experience-Randomity

    and Change of Pace



    If you have any questions you want to ask regarding the Sea Org, contact me on my cell phone: (626) 644-4494 or at ASHO: (323) 953-3250



    ARC,



    Sabrina Nelson

    Sea Org Recruiter ASHO Day



    *hogshead: a large cask or barrel, especially one having a capacity of one hogshead, a unit of capacity for liquids or dry goods, usually around 63 US gallons (238 liters). Literally it means head of a hog but the reason for the name in this regard is unkown.
  11. pooks Member

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    From: ASHOFNEWS &lt;ashofnews@earthlink.net&gt;
    Subject: Dedicated? Competent? Can you play a bigger game?
    To: &quot;ASHOFNEWS&quot; &lt;ashofnews@earthlink.net&gt;
    Date: Saturday, February 27, 2010



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    ___I am interesting in becoming a Sea Org member

    ____I would like more information regarding the Sea Organization

    ____I know somebody that might qualify to become a member of the Sea Organization

    Name: Date:

    Address:

    City: State: Zip Code:

    Home Phone: Work Phone: Cell Phone:

    E-Mail:
  12. FreakE420 Member

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    ^^^ Very cool FreakE420!

    Here is a creepy oldie of mine of Hubbard in that same outfit:
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    A recent Sea Ogre recruitment poster truth fixed:
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  14. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    Those are awesome guys^^^ XP
  15. DeathHamster Member

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    For Fark, back when:
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  16. SeenTheLight Member

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  17. xenubarb Member

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    "Volunteer," eh?
  18. Crappy Member

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    It's like a movie poster for a science fiction film.
  19. SeenTheLight Member

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  20. fashianon Member

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    &quot;Ultimate win&quot;? They're stealing our terminology!
  21. TypingChimp Member

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    Oh, epic fucking fail. They're using the NASA font. What's next? Will they have someone in a red Sea Ogre shirt beaming down to another planet and a DeForest Kelley lookalike saying &quot;The Thetans are dead, Jim!&quot; God, he was a great actor...
  22. OTBT Member

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    Brand new fine print at the bottom of that ^ ^ ^ new promo.
    Sorry for any typos, fine print is tiny and fuzzy.

    Looks like the Headleys' law suits have Sea Ogres worried.
  23. pooks Member

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    From: &quot;Anne-Claire K.&quot; &lt;dirrap@newerapub.com&gt;
    To:
    Sent: Monday, May 10, 2010
    Subject: Bringing the Golden Age of Knowledge to a planet!

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  24. afternon Member

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    looks like the writer went to a scilon school- there's at least two typos in that!
  25. xenubarb Member

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    Also, the Hubbard quote is in a most unattractive and difficult to read font. Fine with me!
  26. Wogaphile Member

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    "....to see it you qualify"

    LOL...ie to see if ur stupid enough, gullible enough, thick enough and needy enough to allow yourself to be enslaved - all for a pointless, destructive fantasy! Sign me up!
  27. the anti Member

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    I like how the whole universe is out of whack
  28. pooks Member

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    These questions are different from the usual ones


    Date: Sat, 19 Jun 2010
    From: survey@mail1.flbmail.info
    To:
    Subject: Urgent Survey - Please fill it out


    Dear

    Whether you plan to become a Sea Org member or not, please fill out this survey and return it. Your opinions and any information you can give me are valuable. I would appreciate your taking the time to fully complete this survey. If you have previously done this survey we already have your information and you won’t need to fill it out again. Thank you.

    Wick Allcock
    Sea Org Recruitment Officer
    Flag Service Organization




    Name:
    Address:
    City:
    State/Province:
    Country:
    ZIP/Postal Code:
    Telephone:

    1. When did you last receive Flag services?

    2. How many years have you been Flag public?

    3. Whether interested or not, if you were to join the Sea Org, what type of post would you:

    a.Expect to be put on:
    b.Like to do:
    c.Join just to do:

    4. If the urgency, importance or reality of actually clearing the planet were made more real to you, would you reconsider joining the Sea Org?

    4A. If not, what would you feel obliged to do, or consider doing to contribute?

    5. What would have to be different about the Sea Org for you to want to join?

    If you don’t want to join, what is it about the Sea Org that causes you to have the level of respect and admiration you have for it, yet not want to join?

    6. Based on the current set-up of your life, what would it mean to you to join the Sea Org? (Losing or gaining something? for example).

    7. Do you consider the Sea Org has things under control, so doesn’t need help or more members?

    8. Other than the Sea Org, is there a group or career that you would take up now, if it also meant you have to drop all others?

    9. If you joined the SO, at what base or unit would you join?

    10. Do you have any unanswered questions about the Sea Org?

    11. How much longer do you think we have to Clear Earth?

    12. How fast do you think we could do it?

    13. Do you know of anyone who has expressed interest in joining the Sea Org? If so, how can we reach them?


    Thank you very much for completing this survey.



    SEA ORG MEMBERS MAN THE MOST IMPORTANT CHURCHES OF SCIENTOLOGY—FROM THOSE DELIVERING THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF TRAINING, AUDITING AND THE OT® LEVELS, TO THOSE PROVIDING ALL ECCLESIASTICAL MANAGEMENT AND INTERNATIONAL DISSEMINATION.
  29. SeenTheLight Member

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  30. SeenTheLight Member

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  31. Anonymous Member

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    lol this is to be stupid that cant be real
  32. Anonymous Member

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    Subject: Urgent Survey - Please fill it out


    Dear

    Whether you plan to become a Sea Org member or not, please fill out this survey and return it. Your opinions and any information you can give me are valuable. I would appreciate your taking the time to fully complete this survey. If you have previously done this survey we already have your information and you won’t need to fill it out again. Thank you.

    Wick Allcock
    Sea Org Recruitment Officer
    Flag Service Organization




    Name: Anonymous
    Address: General Delivery
    City: Cancun
    State/Province: QR
    Country: Mexico

    Telephone: 409-555-3586

    1. When did you last receive Flag services?
    I got serviced by a trucker on I-17 behind a Circle K

    2. How many years have you been Flag public?
    Still in the closet because I have a wife and kids.

    3. Whether interested or not, if you were to join the Sea Org, what type of post would you:

    a.Expect to be put on: Wooden
    b.Like to do: Get Dox
    c.Join just to do: Get Dox

    4. If the urgency, importance or reality of actually clearing the planet were made more real to you, would you reconsider joining the Sea Org? Not really. I can see quite clearly now that the rain is gone. I can see all testicles in my way.

    4A. If not, what would you feel obliged to do, or consider doing to contribute?
    Expose the cult for what it is. Free Shelly Miscavaige and the other prisoners of the RFP

    5. What would have to be different about the Sea Org for you to want to join? I would have to keep my ability to think critically and express myself critically and have all respectfully listen to me and share their feelings about where L Ron Hubbard wrong.

    If you don’t want to join, what is it about the Sea Org that causes you to have the level of respect and admiration you have for it, yet not want to join?

    My level of respect and admiration for it the reason why I will not join. It is lower that a snails belly in a wheel rut in Death Valley

    6. Based on the current set-up of your life, what would it mean to you to join the Sea Org? (Losing or gaining something? for example).
    Less caek, loss of penis and manhood, mockery by respected peers, loss of all income and a billion years of bondage... petty things, I know

    7. Do you consider the Sea Org has things under control, so doesn’t need help or more members?
    OH it needs halp. Psych halp.

    8. Other than the Sea Org, is there a group or career that you would take up now, if it also meant you have to drop all others? Anonymous pornstar caek eating lulzer

    9. If you joined the SO, at what base or unit would you join?
    I would swim to and climb aboard the asbestos hull of the Freewinds.

    10. Do you have any unanswered questions about the Sea Org?
    Where are the dox? What happened to Lisa McPhearson

    11. How much longer do you think we have to Clear Earth?
    About 30 minutes as the Anons have just located Xenu's Prison Fortress and that the Teegackian lock technology (exactly the same as 1950s Earth locks) provide no match for our advanced 1990's carbide and diamond tipped industrial tools.

    12. How fast do you think we could do it?
    It took you 75 million years to get this far, I would say right as the sun swallows the Earth


    13. Do you know of anyone who has expressed interest in joining the Sea Org? If so, how can we reach them?
    Yes, her name is Sharon Angle.
  33. OTBT Member

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    This one is very real, I can assure you. Hubbard did write the text in that promo.

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    Scratching my head about this next one. The quote is genuine Hubbard.
    But I've never seen that photo of Hubbard before.
    It looks shooped, but that's just a guess.

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  34. COREarg Member

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    ...Why I'm speechless?
    That quote sucks. This cult sucks.
    I want to send them tacos...or spiders. SPIDERTACOS.


    6.8 Millions of possible victims?
    Why they all seem to go &quot;Zomg we are the only hope for humanity&quot; ?
    It's just annoying, and we all know their OT powers don't work. So they need to quit it before someone asks them to do something.

    [SIZE=&quot;1&quot;]On a side note...What's wrong with kids taking pills for illness? Elli Perkins got freaking stabbed like a cow because she didn't gave her son any treatment.
    Sickness exists, the fact that scilons can't get over them because it will mean that they have to recognize that they are pretty damn twisted in the mind is another point.[/SIZE]
  35. Sponge Member

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  36. xenubarb Member

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    Shoop was the first thing I thought, but could be wrong. It just seems like his head is too big for that body. But then, he DID have a big head!
  37. Don Carlo Member

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    Photoshop of Ron's head on a thinner person's neck and body, who appears to be holding a cigarette lighter like it's a magic wand, while wearing a cheap nylon shirt and dimestore sunglasses.
    Three flunks:
    1. I've never seen triple-chinned Ron wearing a T-shirt tight and high around his neck.
    2. In later years Ron wore vests to hide his paunch, not tailored slacks.
    3. Where's the clear bracelet?
  38. Anonymous Member

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    Whats that hes holding? Has string attached?
  39. Re: Sea Org Recruitment poster

    With those shades on he looks like a white haired Jim Belushi. Don't get any ideas for an LRH film though. Jim Belushi is only great at playing the character known as Jim Belushi.
  40. OTBT Member

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    The camera focus on the dark shirt is crisp and clear, while the Fat One's face is sort of blurry and unfocused. If the photo not a fake, and it's really a previously unreleased photo of [STRIKE]Xenu[/STRIKE] Hubbard, then it's most likely been at least tampered with / heavily edited.

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