Sea Org Recruitment poster

Discussion in 'Leaks & Legal' started by pooks, Nov 15, 2008.

  1. FreakE420 Member

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    The string goes of to a pocket (whistle maybe? aint that a boat thing?). What he is holding is the only thing that looks shooped to me but that seems pretty silly unless that thing has significance.

    Other than that I think its just another pic of the ol fat head playing boat captain.
    And another for the shoop files!
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  2. FreakE420 Member

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  3. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    LMFAO! Beautiful Freaky One!

    It truly catches the spirit of a cruise with Ronny!

  4. Gottabrain Member

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  5. JustMissedMe Member

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    The string's a lanyard, and if memory serves, it's just clipped on to a pocket, not attached to anything at the other end. Sea Org types wear them to indicate ... uh, actually I forget what they heck they indicate, exactly. Which org/part of the insanity they're assigned to? Something like that.

    I guess they got the idea from somewhere or another, but every other experience I've had with lanyards (that didn't involve Scientology), they were attached to stuff. The aforementioned whistles, pens, badges, decoder rings, hell, even guns. The point of the lanyardage I knew/know is to keep you from losing stuff. So just wearing them for no other apparent purpose than to wear a string around your neck, that always seemed odd to me, kinda like wearing a watch chain without a watch at the other end.
  6. Gottabrain Member

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    Yeh, that's right about the lanyards. Not attached to anything but pocket. From memory:
    Green = Flag or Flag Liaison (FOLO) staff
    Light Blue = Commodore's Messengers (CMO) - same colour Elron is wearing
    White = Missionaire Status
    Purple = Used to be Pubs (Bridge Publications)
    I don't remember the other colours.

    Around the neck was casual. SO uniform shirts have flaps with buttons on the arms, lanyards in the SO were actually supposed to be worn on the left.
  7. DeathHamster Member

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    Just the thing if someone wants to Cosplay as CoS:

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  8. Anonymous Member

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    Whatsa matta with you hat?

    Looks like its shooped big time...
    I wonder if its another Jeff Baker production?
    Wash Post reveals Scientology's doctored image after ex-follower's Dec 1999 discovery
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  9. Mark Cabian Member

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    It would have been better with real SO rather than models.
  10. Anonymous Member

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    Freewinds magazine issue 31 - 1999 - French version


    Freewinds mag issue 44 - 2001


    Freewinds mag issue 52 - 2004


    Freewinds mag issue 55 - 2004 - German version


    Freewinds mag issue 57 - 2005

  11. dispart Member

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    That's incorrect german. That probably either means they didn't have qualified staff available for translation at the time or that there are some stupid rules in place that determine how each word has to be translated.
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  12. SO_TC_Poster2.jpg
    (Notice the putz even requires a hat lift to help him appear taller!)
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  13. Thats Frank the Sea Org security guy from the HGB in the first poster.
  14. LeOrangeAnon Member

    Wow. Uh... Cult needs new shoop skills. I've seen 12 year olds do better jobs than that.

    "Can you feel the emergency?" is just screaming to be put on a banner. Just sayin'.
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  16. Anonymous Member

    Also scripture "And many false prophets will arise and will mislead many" Matt. 24:11
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  17. RightOn Member

    "Can you feel the emergency?"
    sounds like an add for bladder control
  18. SeenTheLight Member

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  19. Anonymous Member

    Yep. Best way to preserve the darn free beings.
  20. Anonymous Member

    I think there's an error in that poster. It should read, "I can has free beings?"
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  21. Anonymous Member

    Dear Shoopsters, might I suggest adding the lady's right forearm, hand grasping a can labelled "Free Beings", to that poster. Or "Baked Beings" or "Rice and Beings". You get the drift.
  22. Anonymous Member

    ^^^ I like Rice and Beings. It's a good one.
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  24. BlooAnon Member

    This poster has more sparkles than a bad vampire franchise. Also, that's a lot of copperplate font.
  25. Ugh

    Looks like the motto of the Obama democratic party
  26. skeptic2girl Member

    I think the head looks shooped on. Too big for the body.
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  27. Anonymous Member

    Re: text on poster... I swear, I've gotten so when I read things on these boards with crazy grammar and rambling thoughts which sound like they might make sense but don't, it's always written by Hub. Lol
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  29. Zhent Member

    Since this thread was bumped I will dump a few of mine here:






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  30. She can free Franks and Beings.......
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  31. pedrofcuk Member

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  32. Guys I think there is a bomb in that suit case

  33. DeathHamster Member

    ^^ Not shooped, right? (Just checking. The line between their ridiculous promos and over-the-top satire is very thin.)
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  34. nope, genuine over the top crazy scientology Miscavige style
  35. Anonymous Member

    Have you ever taken LSD or Angle Dust? Those are the drugs they question still? Meth is ok, just don't do any of that angel dust. Angels are a piece of R6 someone picked up.
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  37. Anonymous Member

    Isn't she supposed to be handcuffed to that suitcase?

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