You just gotta nibble round them. Seriously though, these are delicious. (not the lips) Never had a whole one like this, mine is always filleted and sanitized before I lay a finger on it.
Due to some imageshack "Domain Unregistered. To view, register at: bit.ly/imageshack-domain" I just see a frog in an ice cube, or is that what you eat? Also burgers.
I think a frog in an ice cube is more Miranda's territory. She seems to like food you normally only eat in a survival situation. Edit: I take that back, I've just seen her delicious Pecan Pie
There's something about certain food in harsh ,direct camera-flash makes it look kinda . . . yucky. The spreadsheet in my other window, which allegedly I'm working on, now has delicious food in all fields. I better go! Also - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12569011
A can of spam is like Discworld dwarven bread: it lasts forever, and you can't starve because you'll always come up with other things to eat. (Although, sliced up and stir-fried with veggies, mushrooms and sauce, that's good eating!)
I think your sarcasm detector is broken. Also: grammarnazi.jpg. This makes me hungry. Breakfast at your place?